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Three friends in their 60s try to do everything that they couldn't do in their younger days - before death arrives.

Lali (Anupam Kher), KD (Annu Kapoor) and Pinky (Piyush Mishra), are good friends, all above 60 years of age, retired, living in Delhi, but are Shaukeens. They all attend an early morning yoga class as the instructor is a young and hot girl who wears skimpy and tight-fitting clothes to class.

Lali is married, has a shoe business & wife (Rati Agnihotri). Mrs Lalwani (Lali) is now religious & has no interest in sex, which frustrates Lali. Due to this Lali has started keeping women footwear in his shop, so that he can ogle at pretty female customers. Lali has a younger sister named Chanchal (Suparna Marwah) who got divorced only a week after her marriage. Lali has a son who thinks he is a model and has only starred in the photo-shoot for his own dad's shop.

Pinky or Hari Shanker Goyal, is the richest of the 3 friends, has 2 kids, daughter in laws, and grand-kids. But he never had fun in life as dad gave him business responsibilities at an early age, followed by early marriage, early kids & early death of his wife. Pinky has a successful business of spices in Chandni Chowk. Pinky wants to have a relationship with a northeastern, massage parlor owner named Angie, who has opened shop across the street, but can't muster courage and can't speak English.

KD or Kamal Dheer Sharma is the real Aiyaash of the group. He runs a widower support NGO, where he is considered nothing less than God for helping destitute widows. But KD has spent that money so that he can learn tricks to get laid. In youth KD loved someone who was married somewhere else and now KD lives a lonely life.

The 3 are friends & are desperate looking for girls. They try an escort service and organize the event at KD's farmhouse. The escort girls arrive but reject them as they find the guys too old. They try picking girls from street but fail. They decide to go to Bangkok but meet with fierce resistance from family & friends. They see that film start Akshay Kumar is heading to Mauritius for shooting his next film & decide to head to Mauritius.

To stay KD books the house of a native Ahana (Lisa Haydon), who is supposed to be touring the world, but has put up her house for rent. Ahana is a social media addict and gets annoyed because her rival girls have more Facebook likes and her ex-boyfriend has been commenting and liking their posts and condemning her at the same time.

Things go wrong from the start when a night club KD takes them to, is extremely sad. The guys are elated when Ahana asks for permission to stay with them because her road trip got canceled, she takes them around Mauritius and shows them a good time. The three men try to impress her by pretending to like her collections made from weird things like animal body parts, which although are stingy.

Meanwhile, Akshay is revealed to be secretly an alcoholic, who drinks alcoholic beverages filled in coconut, so that it appears like he's drinking coconut water. He agrees to work with Ranjit Basu (Subrat Dutta), a filmmaker, who is well known for his films earning more than Rs 300 Crores and National Awards, since working with him would make Akshay a better competitor to other superstars, and also earn him a National Award. However, Basu occasionally tells him that he's not able to get into the character.

Disaster strikes when her boyfriend breaks up with her & starts dating her close friend. Ahana wants to kill herself, but then meets Akshay Kumar at his shooting & is enamored with him. Ahana declares she will do anything for the man who gets her to meet Akshay. Lali pays Rs 2 Lakhs to the set director Basu to fix a meeting with Akshay for Ahana. Ahana is very happy & kisses Lali on the forehead. But Lali plays it up & makes the other 2 jealous.

KD plays that he is an uncle of Akshay & is going to have tea with him. KD then uses every trick in the book to get inside Akshay's tent with Ahana & before anyone realizes what's happening, Ahana gets a few clicks with Akshay & gets out. KD also plays up the fiction that he had sex with Ahana as she was very happy at being made to meet Akshay. This leaves Pinky very frustrated.

Pinky gets his connections in Mauritius to make him a chief guest at a function that Akshay is attending. Things go out of hand when Pinky declares to Ahana, that he wants full service from Ahana, like she gave Lali & KD. This riles Ahana & when Akshay hears his he berates the 3 old men and insults Ahana by saying that she is peddling her body to get favors from senile men.

This whole thing is captured by media & the 3 men are riled in India as lechers. Akshay realizes the damage he has created. This time, Akshay visits just when the three men are about to leave, and asks them to forgive him and meets Ahana to apologize to her.

It is revealed that KD remained a bachelor because he loved Lali's younger sister, who is a divorcee but KD didn't want this to ruin his friendship with Lali. Akshay tells Ahana that to rectify his mistake, he has kept a conference, and that he intends to correct their public image.

He tells the media in the press conference that he is working in a film Alcoholic, and what he did earlier was a promotional strategy and Lali, KD and Pinky are his uncles and know him from past. He also tells that Ahana is the new heroine of the film called "Alcoholic". While, the three men happily leave back to India. But Akshay finds himself even more frustrated, when he isn't able to get a good shot from Ahana, although he somehow manages to shoot the title track.