Henry Danger (TV Series)
Substitute Teacher (2014)
Cooper Barnes: Captain Man, Ray Manchester
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Quotes
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Charlotte Page : Guys, Jasper keeps asking me questions about his personal hygiene.
Ray Manchester : Ugh.
Henry Hart : So?
Charlotte Page : So you better get back to class before I tell him things he does not want to know.
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Ray Manchester : [standing in as a substitute teacher] Now then, class, who can tell me about the isosceles triangle?
Jasper Dunlop : Sir? This is a history class.
Ray Manchester : Who can tell me about the... history of the isosceles triangle?
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Henry Hart : Excuse me, Mr. "Gelding." Can I please talk to you out in the hall?
Ray Manchester : I'm in the middle of a lesson.
Henry Hart : I have a question about my personal hygiene!
Ray Manchester : To the hall we go.
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Henry Hart : Well, what'd you do with our regular teacher?
Ray Manchester : I gave her a disease.
Henry Hart : Oh, my God.
Ray Manchester : Just chicken pox.
Henry Hart : That's the worst KIND of pox!
Ray Manchester : What about tuna pox?
Henry Hart : There's no such thing as tuna pox!
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Ray Manchester : All right, lads and loonies, rumps in chairs!
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[Ray drops Ortho's dad with a stun beam in front of the class]
Ray Manchester : Ohhh, bad luck. It appears that Ortho's father is having a medical episode.
Ortho : No, I think you did something to him. I'm calling my mom and then you'll be in big...
[Henry drops Ortho with a stun beam from his watch]
Henry Hart : Oh-oh, there goes Ortho.
Ray Manchester : Good heavens. The medical problem must be genetic.
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Ray Manchester : But what are they up to?
Ray Manchester : [sighs] Well, I guess I'm not gonna figure it out just by wearing a loud shirt and stroking my chin.
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Ray Manchester : Well...
Henry Hart : Well...
Ray Manchester : Well.
Henry Hart : Well.
Ray Manchester : You only do three wells.
Henry Hart : Sorry.
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Ray Manchester : Let's not make mumps out of marshmallows.
Henry Hart : He also threatened you.
Ray Manchester : Me? What'd that little marsh mump say?
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Ray Manchester : SIT DOWN, BOY!
Henry Hart : Yes, Mr. Gelding.