Michelle Gomez credited as playing...
Missy
- [last lines]
- The Doctor: Who are you?
- Missy: Oh, you know who I am. I'm Missy.
- The Doctor: Who's Missy?
- Missy: [groans] Please, try to keep up! Short for "Mistress"... Well, couldn't very well keep calling myself "The Master", now could I?
- The Doctor: Who maintains your heart?
- Missy: My heart is maintained by the Doctor!
- The Doctor: Doctor who?
- Missy: Doctor CHANG!
- The Doctor: Who are you?
- Missy: I am Missy.
- Clara Oswald: Missy?
- Missy: [in a monotone] Mobile Intelligent Systems Interface. I am a multi-function, interactive, welcome droid, helping you, to help me, to help you.
- The Doctor: You're very... realistic.
- Clara Oswald: Tongues?
- The Doctor: Shut up.
- Missy: You also have not received the official welcome package...
- Clara Oswald: [backing away quickly] Oh, I'm good, thanks, no worries!
- Missy: [about the Nethersphere] Imagine you could upload dying minds to that, edit them, rearrange them, get rid of all those boring emotions, ready to be re-downloaded. Meanwhile, you upgrade the bodies. Upload the mind, upgrade the body. Cybermen, from cyberspace - Now why has no one ever thought about that before?
- The Doctor: Exactly what is 3W?
- Missy: Apologies. Clearly you have not received the official 3W greetings package.
- The Doctor: Well, no, it's just an unexpected...
- [Missy grabs the Doctor and gives him a long, passionate kiss]
- The Doctor: [to a crowd of people on the street] Get away from here, all of you, now! Now!
- Missy: I'm sorry, everyone, another ranting Scotsman in the street. I had no idea there was a match on.
- The Doctor: Get away, go!
- Missy: Stop shouting, love. Stop making a fuss, it's too late.
- Missy: I've turned the lift off' though.
- The Doctor: I presume you have stairs.
- Missy: Well, I'm not a Dalek!