- Grace: [after outburst in grocery store when ignored by cashier] Okay, that lacked poise. And I'm sorry, but I refuse to be irrelevant.
- Frankie: [Lighting cigarette] . It's okay. I learned something. We've got a super power.
- Grace: [Referring to cigarettes] You stole those?
- Frankie: You can't see me, you can't stop me.
- Nwabudike Bergstein: I lied to my mother for the first time in my adult life because of you and I'm not even allowed to be mad.
- Sol Bergstein: Why not?
- Nwabudike Bergstein: 'Cause you're gay! If you had been fucking around with women for the last 20 years, we wouldn't even be here eating cake!
- Brianna Hanson: [under her breath] Say it in there, and it comes out here.
- Robert Hanson: And it'll be fine. Our families have had a million dinners together. The girls adore you.
- Sol Bergstein: That was before they found out I was going to be their new stepmother.
- Grace: Here's what I'm thinking. I want to try to make it up to you by offering you something you could really use.
- Brianna Hanson: A boyfriend who doesn't talk?
- Coyote Bergstein: We're step-people now.
- Mallory Hanson: No.
- Coyote Bergstein: I'm sorry, but we're blended. We have to be civil.