The Mentalist (TV Series)

Orange Blossom Ice Cream (2014)

Simon Baker: Patrick Jane

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Quotes 

• Teresa Lisbon : Did something happen between you and Erica Flynn?

  Patrick Jane : Why?

  Teresa Lisbon : She made a point of letting me know that it did. So... did it?

  Patrick Jane : Uh... well, um...

  [looks down at the table] 

  Patrick Jane : Actually, yes. Something did.

  Teresa Lisbon : Oh.

  Patrick Jane : When we were working together, we kissed.

  Teresa Lisbon : You kissed?

  Patrick Jane : Just once, in her hotel room.

  Teresa Lisbon : This story just keeps on getting better.

  Patrick Jane : It was nothing!

  Teresa Lisbon : [Clearly annoyed]  Don't say that, ok?

  Patrick Jane : Ok, well, you're right. It... it wasn't nothing at the time. But it was a long time ago, and, um... it was never going to amount to anything. It just... it couldn't.

  Teresa Lisbon : Why didn't you tell me?

  Patrick Jane : I didn't think about it.

  Teresa Lisbon : When you knew we were coming here, you could have told me.

  Patrick Jane : I thought about it then, but I made a decision not to tell you, because I was worried that, um... that it would come between us.

  Teresa Lisbon : I just wish I'd heard it from you first, that's all.

  Patrick Jane : I understand. I should have told you. I'm sorry.

  Teresa Lisbon : It's ok. Really, it's ok

  [Beat] 

  Teresa Lisbon : Are there any others that I should know about? People we've worked with? It would help me if I knew.

  Patrick Jane : No.

  Teresa Lisbon : Lorelei? I always thought that maybe something happened with you two.

  Patrick Jane : [Nervous]  Lorelei?

  Teresa Lisbon : Uh-huh.

  Patrick Jane : [Thinks desperately, then grins]  Ok, how about this. I'll tell you about Lorelei, if you would tell me about one Walter Mashburn.

  Teresa Lisbon : [Suddenly becomes very interested in the menu]  You said manakish was like a little pizza?

• Erica Flynn : I'm a professional in the field of romance and relationships. And it pains me to admit it, but, in my professional opinion, you and Lisbon will not last as a couple.

  Patrick Jane : Why is that?

  Erica Flynn : Because you're drawn to each other for the wrong reasons. You're attracted to her virtue, her honesty and her goodness - things you think you lack. She's interested in you for your 'danger'; your unpredictability; your transgressions. These superficial qualities are alluring, even erotic, but they don't make for a lasting relationship.

  Patrick Jane : And what does?

  Erica Flynn : Finding your soulmate - the person who sees the world they way you do, who laughs at the things you laugh at, and... wants the things you want.

  Patrick Jane : And that's you?

  Erica Flynn : [Draws closer]  Here I am.

  Patrick Jane : [Stares into her eyes for a moment and sighs]  I love Lisbon. And I'm taking you to the real police, and they're gonna lock you up for the rest of your life.

  Erica Flynn : [Strokes his hair]  Oh, Patrick. I tried

  [She tasers him] 

• [having a romantic rooftop dinner, Lisbon hears an explosion in the distance] 

  Teresa Lisbon : What's that?

  Patrick Jane : Fireworks.

  Teresa Lisbon : Fireworks?

  Patrick Jane : It's the end of Ramadan. They're celebrating.

  Teresa Lisbon : Fireworks. Beautiful.

  Patrick Jane : Yeah. It is beautiful. You thought it was a bomb, didn't you?

  Teresa Lisbon : No, I didn't.

  Patrick Jane : Yes, you did.

  Teresa Lisbon : I did not.

  Patrick Jane : You did.