Family Guy (TV Series)

Chap Stewie (2014)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Lady Cadwallider

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Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Oh no, Stewie's havin' a tantrum. Come here, sweetie.

  [Stewie bites her thumb] 

  Lois Griffin : Ow! Screw you, you little turd!

• Lois Griffin : Happy birthday, Stewie! And here's your equal attention cake, Peter!

  Peter Griffin : Yay!

  [blows out both cakes' candles] 

  Stewie Griffin : Oh, come on!

  Peter Griffin : Yay, double wishes!

  [a meteorite lands on Meg] 

  Peter Griffin : One.

  [the meteorite splits to reveal a Snickers bar] 

  Peter Griffin : Two.

• Peter Griffin : Chris, look! Mom's naked!

  Chris Griffin : Where?

  Peter Griffin : [smacking Chris with his mattress]  You creep.

  [Chris crashes into and breaks the TV] 

  Stewie Griffin : No!

  Lois Griffin : Peter, what's going on in...

  Peter Griffin : [smacking Lois with the mattress]  Unga bunga!

• Stewie Griffin : Can I see Mommy now?

  Nanny : There, there you're born now. That's enough of this Mommy Nonsense!

  [Leaves him] 

  Stewie Griffin : Not even a stuffed bear to hug?

• Lois Griffin : Okay, there it is ... noon.