- Twyla Sands: My dad always said, "When in doubt, say it with a song." He was a roadie for Fleetwood Mac, and that was the last thing Mick said to him - before the band hit him with a restraining order.
- David Rose: Yeah. Yeah, that's- Well, he seems like a really, like, respectable guy. Like one of those guys that has like a candy bowl of condoms on his bedside table or something.
- Johnny Rose: Yes. Yes, we gave you $50,000, when we had the money... But I can't ask you for$50,000... Whatever you think is the equivalent amount,.
- Connor: Ugh, you're doing a friends with benefits with this girl? Haven't you seen the 42 movies they made about it? It never works!
- Johnny Rose: [referring to the check from Dee Dee] She's going to be embarrassed when this thing gets cashed! She will BE embarrassed! She missed a zero - or two!