Unforgettable (TV Series)

New Hundred (2014)

Poppy Montgomery: Carrie Wells

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• Eliot Delson : This isn't over. I'm gonna find out who authorized this big-footing of my case.

  Agent Frank Simms : If you have any questions, Eliot, you can call my boss.

  Carrie Wells : [quietly to Al]  Oh, he's gonna play the POTUS card.

  Agent Frank Simms : The President of the United States of America. You want his cell number? I got it.

• Agent Frank Simms : Okay, how'd you know that security camera was hidden behind a Balinese puppet?

  Carrie Wells : Well, it seemed like the best angle, and that's where I would've put it.

  Agent Frank Simms : [sardonic chuckle]  You're something.

  Carrie Wells : You've known me for six hours and 42 minutes, and you're just now figuring that out?

• Joanne Webster : Bad Carrie.

  Carrie Wells : Hey, I have a perfect memory. Why not use it to help the little girl? Her brother is picking on her.

  Joanne Webster : Joan of Arc, Marie Curie, Florence Nightingale, they were all tormented younger sisters, and they all turned out fine.

  Carrie Wells : Fine?

  Joanne Webster : Mm-hmm.

  Carrie Wells : Burned at the stake, radium poisoning, influenza. Not so fine.

  Joanne Webster : Are you ovulating?

  Carrie Wells : What?

  Joanne Webster : Well, I'm just asking because sometimes an increased estrogen surge can create a heightened maternal impulse.

  Carrie Wells : Okay. I'm not ovulating, and I'm not maternal.

• Joanne Webster : Bet Al wants kids.

  Carrie Wells : Okay, what are you talking about? What, what?

  Joanne Webster : I'm just trying to figure out why you and Al are not together.

  Carrie Wells : Why are we having this bizarre conversation?

  Joanne Webster : Yeah, okay...

  Carrie Wells : [Jo starts making animated hand gestures]  What are you... what are you doing?

  Joanne Webster : That's my manure shovel. You know, every time you and Al are in the same room together, I need a cold shower.

• Carrie Wells : Something's going on with Jay.

  [when the brother isn't looking, Carrie flips over more cards, and she and the little sister fist bump] 

  Carrie Wells : Nice.

  [to Jo as she leaves] 

  Carrie Wells : I'm not ovulating.

  Joanne Webster : Hmph!

• Jay Lee : Sorry for dragging you into this. My sister's ex-husband is missing.

  Al Burns : Since when?

  Jay Lee : Last night. Evan didn't show up for his custody visitation.

  Al Burns : You're an uncle?

  Jay Lee : They share custody of a dog. A Pomeranian.

  Carrie Wells : [joining them]  I'm sorry, come again?

  Jay Lee : Look, I know it sounds ridiculous, but Natalie's a CPA, super level-headed. I've never seen her freak like this. I just want her to know that we're all there for her.

• Carrie Wells : You brought me all the way down here to use my overtaxed superpowers because of a dog?

  Al Burns : Man.

  Carrie Wells : Whatever. You owe me.

• Natalie : Here's a recent picture of Evan. I know this seems insane, but I'm positive there's something wrong. He has never missed a custody visitation.

  Al Burns : If it's important to you and your brother, it's important to us.

  Jay Lee : Look, Nat, you divorced Evan for a reason. I mean, the guy's a pretty flaky guy.

  Natalie : He's a musician, so, yes, but two things he never screws up on: arriving on time for his gigs, and visiting Derek Jeter.

  Carrie Wells : Derek... Jeter?

  Jay Lee : Jeter's the Pomeranian.

  Carrie Wells : Of course he is.

• Natalie : The divorce was really rough on Evan, so he's kind of undergone a personal makeover recently. He took a day job driving a truck. I think he's working really hard to win me back.

  Al Burns : Understandable. Getting his act together. Can't play in a band forever.

  [quietly to Carrie as they get on the elevator] 

  Al Burns : This is gonna get awkward when we barge in on Evan with another woman.

  Carrie Wells : Or another Pomeranian.

• Al Burns : Single gunshot wound in the back. The body's still warm. CSU thinks this happened in the last hour or so. And no wallet, no keys.

  [Carrie smells a pair of women's underwear] 

  Al Burns : Are you sniffing?

  Carrie Wells : This lingerie has not been worn, which is strange.

  Al Burns : Not as strange as you sniffing panties.

  Carrie Wells : What's it doing here? All of this feels staged.

• Joanne Webster : How's Jay doing?

  Carrie Wells : Okay, given the circumstances. How, uh, how's your leg holding up?

  Joanne Webster : So far so good. I never thought the plow pose would injure me.

  Carrie Wells : I never thought of you as a "namaste" kind of girl.

  Joanne Webster : Andre and I ended up in the bedroom, and everyone knows the plow pose enhances...

  Carrie Wells : [cutting her off]  All right, you know what? I don't need that visual.

• Joanne Webster : Now, the ballistics guys are doing more tests, but the bullet is, to say the least, unusual. It's a caliber unique to an Indonesian assault pistol.

  Carrie Wells : [remembering the crime scene]  There was a takeout bag with an Indonesian flag on it right outside of Evan's hotel room. There's gotta be a connection.

  Joanne Webster : The Indonesian flag? That memory, it's in there?

  Carrie Wells : Mrs. Furst's third-grade classroom. Right above Emily Hubley's desk. Flags of the world poster.

  Joanne Webster : Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay. Half orange, half yellow, white dragon.

  Carrie Wells : Bhutan.

  Joanne Webster : Oh, why do I even try?

• Joanne Webster : Here's the gun, a Pindad PS-01.

  Carrie Wells : That is an armor-piercing bullet.

  Joanne Webster : Mm-hmm.

  Carrie Wells : I mean, even I couldn't get my hands on one of those if I wanted to.

  Joanne Webster : Well, ballistics guys say that there's not a gun store within a thousand miles that would carry anything for this. Why does a prostitute need heavy ammo?

  Carrie Wells : She wouldn't.

• Eliot Delson : I'm kicking the Evan Rusk investigation to the 17th squad.

  Carrie Wells : No, you're not.

  Al Burns : Jay's one of us, Eliot.

  Eliot Delson : Yes, and I'll make sure the case is at the top of of the 17th's priority list, but Evan ended up in a hotel room with a prostitute and was murdered. That's for the homicide division, not...

  Carrie Wells : Okay, Eliot, u-use your imagination here. All right? E-Evan's keys, his lanyard, his trucking ID, all stolen. His truck might be missing, and hijacking across state lines is a major crime.

  Eliot Delson : The issue with a truck hijacking is that you need an actual hijacking. So where is this truck?

  Agent Frank Simms : [entering]  I have it, Eliot.

  Eliot Delson : You are a long way from Washington, Francis.

  Agent Frank Simms : Well, you know, sometimes my work brings me to America's second most important city.

• Agent Frank Simms : I'm taking over Evan Rusk's murder investigation.

  Carrie Wells : [simultaneously with Al]  On what grounds?

  Al Burns : Secret Service? It's a local crime.

  Agent Frank Simms : Well, Rusk's murder is part of an ongoing counterfeiting investigation.

  Carrie Wells : [pointedly to Eliot]  Ha! You see? Major crime. Thank you, Francis.

  Agent Frank Simms : Frank is fine. You can call me Frank.

• Agent Frank Simms : Okay, well, Evan Rusk transported a pallet of currency-grade paper used exclusively to produce the new $100 bill. There's not only one but three "holy grails" of counterfeiting the new hundred. The first one...

  Carrie Wells : Currency-grade paper with an embedded holographic strip. The second is magnetic ink that registers on the Federal Reserve Bank counting machine. And the third is valid serial numbers from the Bureau of Engraving and Printing. I read your Homeland Security memo entitled "The New Hundred Anticouterfeiting Measures."

  Agent Frank Simms : Well, it's nice to know someone doesn't only read our memos, but remembers them. I'm impressed.

  Al Burns : Don't be; it's genetic. She was born with a freaky memory.

• Agent Frank Simms : Well, there's only one way into the cargo area of the truck without using explosives.

  Carrie Wells : The driver's swipe ID. Evan's missing lanyard.

  Al Burns : Show-off.

  Agent Frank Simms : Right again. And no one has ever stolen even one sheet of U.S. currency paper.

  Carrie Wells : Until today.

• Agent Frank Simms : Here's another truck hijacking.

  Al Burns : Same M.O. as Evan's murder. Hotel killing.

  Carrie Wells : You know, based on these photos, and the fact that you're here with your panties in a twist, I'd say the magnetic ink is also missing, am I right?

  Al Burns : Someone's acquiring your holy grails. What about the valid serial numbers?

  Agent Frank Simms : That, I'm afraid, is on a need-to-know basis.

  Carrie Wells : Oh, he did not just...

  Al Burns : Oh, yes, he did.

• Agent Frank Simms : The Bureau of Engraving and Printing has confirmed no breach of serial numbers. I have now fulfilled the Homeland Security mandate for interdepartmental cooperation.

  Carrie Wells : Well, I guess you don't wanna hear about our Indonesian connection?

  Agent Frank Simms : You found some link to Indonesia?

  Carrie Wells : I mean, I could talk to you about the Indonesian link, but you have to include Major Crimes in your investigation. That way we can all accomplish what we want here.

  Agent Frank Simms : Can I have my hundred first?

  Carrie Wells : You, my friend, are having a very difficult time keeping track of U.S. currency today.

• Jay Lee : I've been scanning through the restaurant's security footage for two hours; no sign of Evan.

  Al Burns : Yeah, you two took your sweet time.

  Carrie Wells : [handing him a takeout bag]  I got you some balls. Coconut rice.

  Al Burns : Give 'em to your new partner, Simms. He could use a pair.

  Carrie Wells : You're just jealous because he's friends because he's friends with the President of the United States.

• Carrie Wells : You're wearing a new tie.

  Agent Frank Simms : Well, yes, I have a fresh one. Doesn't everyone?

  Al Burns : [handing him the takeout bag]  Have some balls.

• Jay Lee : Hey, guys, it's Evan.

  Agent Frank Simms : Well, we can't see her face. We can't ID her.

  Jay Lee : Poor guy's being worked.

  Agent Frank Simms : This is getting us nowhere.

  Carrie Wells : [remembering the hotel as she notices a tattoo when the woman brushes her hair away]  Might be getting you nowhere, but I saw that tattoo in the hotel today. Jay, zoom in on it.

  Agent Frank Simms : You find this normal?

  Al Burns : No. I find it exceptional.

• Al Burns : Do you have an operations plan?

  Agent Frank Simms : Well, procedure is we send someone in to meet the counterfeiters and give them a proof of concept; a valid serial number. When the number comes up clean, we arrange for payment, a second meeting, and tail whoever comes to the meeting.

  Al Burns : I don't think Padma or the other operatives would risk exposure. They'll probably send an intermediary.

  Agent Frank Simms : I can have an undercover operative up here from D.C. in 24 hours.

  Carrie Wells : You already have an undercover operative: me.

  Al Burns : No, too risky.

  Agent Frank Simms : I can't believe I'm saying this, but Al's right. This is a Secret Service op. This is what we do.

  Carrie Wells : All right, you guys get one shot with these girls, okay? If you scare them, they disappear, that's it. You don't get your ink or your paper, and we don't help Jay find Evan's killer.

  Agent Frank Simms : Carrie, with all due respect, you're a local cop. I mean, you're a brilliant one, for sure, but there's no way you have time to learn enough about counterfeiting to go undercover.

  Carrie Wells : [glancing at Al with a smirk]  Try me.

• Carrie Wells : The Liberty Bell inside the inkwell doesn't change from copper to green. Fake.

  Agent Frank Simms : [handing her another bill]  Mm-hmm.

  Carrie Wells : Uh, there's some nice texture on Ben Franklin's shoulder. This one's real.

  Agent Frank Simms : [handing her another bill]  Okay.

  Carrie Wells : Okay, this is just pathetic. The back side has the front of Independence Hall, not the rear. Fake.

  Agent Frank Simms : [handing her another bill]  All right. This was amateur stuff. What about this one?

  Carrie Wells : Watermarks are cold-pressed after inking. Fake.

• Agent Frank Simms : [testing Carrie's ability to identify counterfeit money]  Did you take one of those online memory courses?

  Carrie Wells : No.

  Agent Frank Simms : Hmm.

  Carrie Wells : I am an online memory course. Honestly, I have HSAM. It's Highly Superior...

  Agent Frank Simms : Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory.

  Carrie Wells : Yeah.

  Agent Frank Simms : Wait a minute. Only five people in the world have that.

  Carrie Wells : Six, and you really think I'm that special?

  Agent Frank Simms : I think you think you're that special.

• Carrie Wells : [explaining her condition to Simms]  All right, try me. Give me a day, month, year.

  Agent Frank Simms : January 5, 1998.

  Carrie Wells : It was a Monday. Opening arguments at the Unabomber trial, massive ice storm in Canada, and Brock Steele awkwardly tried to pet my thigh throughout the entire screening of "The Titanic", 194 minutes, at the Syracuse Megaplex.

  Agent Frank Simms : Okay, how-how do I know you're not just making this up?

  Carrie Wells : Well, you can look it all up on the Internet, except for the...

  Agent Frank Simms : Brock Steele thing?

  Carrie Wells : Brock Steele part, yeah.

• Carrie Wells : Well, this isn't a very nice way to start a partnership, ladies. It might affect my Yelp review.

  Padma Jindal : Is she clean?

  Bennie : She's clean, no bugs. Didn't draw a tail after we grabbed her.

  Padma Jindal : I hope you have a valid serial number for me.

  Carrie Wells : If I don't call my associate, you won't get your serial numbers. You know, I'm not sure I like the way you conduct business.

  Padma Jindal : I'm not in the business of trusting anyone. Particuarly someone I've never met.

  [raising her gun] 

  Padma Jindal : Serial number.

  Carrie Wells : Untie me, and I'll give you one.

• Carrie Wells : [destroying the funny money]  Ah, it's so beautiful. A shame it has to burn.

  Agent Frank Simms : Acts as a deterrent to the bad guys. You are an unbelievable pain in the ass, by the way.

  Carrie Wells : You're gonna miss me when I'm gone.

  Agent Frank Simms : Uh-uh. No, I won't.

  Carrie Wells : Yes, you will.

  Agent Frank Simms : No.

  Carrie Wells : Yeah.

  Agent Frank Simms : Because you might just be in Washington.

  Carrie Wells : Are you trying to recruit me, Special Agent?

  Agent Frank Simms : I don't need to recruit people to have dinner with me. See if you can remember this number.

  Carrie Wells : Oh, well. You seem awfully confident that I'm gonna call you.

  Agent Frank Simms : I'm just overly confident that you owe me money.

  Carrie Wells : You'll get your money back. You trust me, don't you?

  Agent Frank Simms : [scoffing laugh]  Not one bit.

• Al Burns : I don't know if I made this clear, but he annoys me.

  Carrie Wells : You made it crystal clear.

  Al Burns : That guy...

  [Carrie laughs] 

  Al Burns : Really?

  Carrie Wells : Come on. What?

  Al Burns : Word on the D.C. streets, total player.

  Carrie Wells : When I first met you, you had the same reputation, so it seems like I have a type.

• Al Burns : I need you to throw the money on the pile there.

  Carrie Wells : What money?

  Al Burns : The stack you swiped at the hangar?

  Carrie Wells : Don't have a stack.

  Al Burns : Throw it in, or I'll arrest you.

  Carrie Wells : [teasing]  With handcuffs? You will not arrest me.

  Al Burns : Try me.

  Carrie Wells : [holding the stack of money up]  Wanna go to Mexico?

  [seeing he's not amused, she groans and reluctantly tosses it into the fire] 

  Carrie Wells : Wow.

  Al Burns : Mexico?

  Carrie Wells : Mexico.