The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Conjugal Conjecture (2016)
Laurie Metcalf: Mary Cooper
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Why do people cry at weddings?
Mary Cooper : They're practising for what's coming later.
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Sheldon Cooper : So did you defile my mother or not?
Mary Cooper : Sheldon! You're bein' rude!
Dr. Alfred Hofstadter : If I may, I can assure you your mother and I did nothing more than share a cab and a conversation.
Sheldon Cooper : Did that conversation include the phrase 'your genitals are a joy to behold'?
Mary Cooper : That's enough!
Dr. Alfred Hofstadter : Look, I promise you neither I nor anyone has ever said that;
Leonard Hofstadter : You don't know his girlfriend very well.
Sheldon Cooper : Or what a joy it is to behold my genitals.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : You'll be at the airport an hour before your flight.
Mary Cooper : Good.
Sheldon Cooper : Plenty of time for you to meet another geriatric boy toy.
Mary Cooper : Hey! I will not have you be disrespectful to me.
Sheldon Cooper : Yes ma'am.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, your mother's an attractive woman. You need to get used to the fact that men are going to be interested in her.
Sheldon Cooper : And you need to drive the car and mind your business.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I will not have you be disrespectful to me.
Sheldon Cooper : You're not my mother.
Mary Cooper : Don't you be disrespectful to her!
Sheldon Cooper : Yes ma'am.
