- Deb Clarington: [seeing a zombie outbreak and first thinking it's fake] Boy, the parade's really going downhill.
- Deb Clarington: [Ryan suggests that the zombies could be made human again] Even if it's true, would they want to? How could you live with yourself knowing you ate your roommate's lower intestines?
- Deb Clarington: I know this city is dead, but this is ridiculous.
- [mimes a drum beat]
- Deb Clarington: You saved a zombie, you didn't undo apartheid.
- Frank Waverly: [a zombiefied Ruby bites him] Bit by a zombie in a god-awful sweater.
- Frank Waverly: [to a mercenary strike force] Come on, you piss ants.
- Frank Waverly: [a stunned Chazz gets bitten] Oh god, he's infected, get him on the table.
- [last lines]
- Frank Waverly: I've gotta talk to the feds.
- [looks over the skyline]
- Frank Waverly: Looks like they're gonna be bombing the city soon.
- Deb Clarington: [on her now-zombiefied anchorwoman colleague] She's got so much Botox in her, I doubt she'll ever decompose.
- Deb Clarington: [sees zombies in the office] The morning staff meeting... they're more lively than usual.
- Ryan Waverly: [on the staff at the DMV] I bet they'll be more alive as undead than they were human.
- Deb Clarington: [impersonating a zombie] Umm organ donors rrr.
- Ryan Waverly: [luring a zombie] Sale on flesh over here.
- Ryan Waverly: That would sound a lot less shitter than it actually is.
- Chaz Waverly: Let's go blow some shit up.
- [last lines]
- Chaz Waverly: We're alive and we're under arrest.