Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Blood Relations (2014)

Matthew Gray Gubler: Dr. Spencer Reid

Quotes 

• Dr. Spencer Reid : Looking at their case histories, both men filed dozens of harassment and nuisance lawsuits against each other, including unfounded claims of burglary and trespassing. Then, in 2011, Matthias Lee filed a civil complaint against Clark Howard "to kiss his ass". Clark Howard responded with a motion to go...

  [Looks at the folder, trails off] 

  Dr. Spencer Reid : You can't actually do that with the male anatomy.

• Dr. Spencer Reid : I talked to three farmers with three different strands of barbed wire stolen. None of them saw the thief, but they all swear it was the same person: The Mountain Man!

  Alex Blake : Should we have Garcia look into it as a pseudonym?

  Dr. Spencer Reid : I think maybe we should hold off on that. The Mountain Man seems to be a confluence of several local legends. Some say he's part of the backwoods Appalachian population, others say he's a confederate holdout trying to start a second civil war to turn brother against brother. But the one thing they all could agree upon is that when you go into a darkened bathroom and you chant "I hate The Mountain Man" three times, he'll pop up behind you and kill you the next time you hear Lynyrd Skynyrd on the radio!