- Fred Denovio: [21:23] Look what I found.
- Caesar: What is that?
- Otto: It looks like a film canister.
- Caesar: What is film?
- Fred Denovio: It's what they used to make movies on.
- Caesar: Really? I always thought that Thomas Edison invented the video camera.
- Dr. Pheel: [4:12] I was Michael's doctor when he was a boy.
- Otto: Dr Pheel?
- Caesar: No wonder the kid got messed up.
- Dr. Pheel: I first met Michael fifteen years ago on a special episode of my show about errant children of unhappily married women who dressed far from their age. I spent eight episodes trying to reach him, and seven seasons trying to have that boy locked up. Because what was behind those eyes was pure and simply...
- [his phone rings with the Dr Pheel ringtone]
- Dr. Pheel: ... Nyello? I recognize that breathing.
- Fred Denovio: [6:10] C'mon you idiots, we gotta get out of here, the cops are coming! Did I run over something?
- Fred Denovio: [17:56] We were going to take the world by storm. That's when I got drafted... by the Minnesota Vikings Junior league and I left your mom in the dust. Nine months later she gave birth to you then died of a broken heart. Although I believe the technical term for it is self-inflicted gunshot wound. So, I was left to raise you.
- Otto: You left mom then she killed herself?
- Fred Denovio: Well at least she waited until after you were born.
- Guy Hunsinger: [22:00] The other night my father comes to me in a vision and says, cut your mohawk. So I said, first of all, I don't have a mohawk, second of all, you've been dead for ten years. So here I am talking to thin air about my hair. Now, I would have thought it was just a ghost, but Han Solo appears and asks me if I want to go on the Kessel run with him. I walk into a room sometimes and they become doorways for other worlds. My emotions! I can't control my emotions! Is it this house, pr, am I just losing my mind?
- Father Jason Steiger: [26:24] If Christ went to Catholic school today, he'd be told to cut his hair and shave his beard, and he's Christ!
- Groundskeeper: [36:13] She was a good dancer, that's what I heard.
- Groundskeeper: Shut up, Lenny!
- Groundskeeper: Sorry, George.