Mom (TV Series)

Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich (2014)

Kevin Pollak: Alvin

Quotes 

• Alvin : Where're you headed?

  Christy : Believe it or not, I'm taking somebody to prison.

  Alvin : Oh wow. Gonna miss you Bonnie.

• Alvin : [about Violet]  She's meaner than her grandmother.

• Christy : What're you doing out here?

  Alvin : I needed some air, and Violet took that opportunity to lock me out.

  Christy : Why?

  Alvin : She's mad at me because I accidentally told Roscoe about her plans to put the baby up for adoption.

  Bonnie : [shocked]  Violet's giving up the baby?

  Alvin : Oh my God, you didn't know either?

  Bonnie : [grins]  I'm just messing with you.