Johnny Galecki nel ruolo di...
Leonard Hofstadter
- Leonard Hofstadter: You know I want to marry you, but you're only doing this because you got fired and you're feeling sorry for yourself.
- Penny: Okay, it may look that way, but getting fired from that movie was the best thing that could ever happen to me, okay? I finally realize I don't need to be famous or have some big career to be happy.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Then what do you need?
- Penny: You, you stupid Pop Tart!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Oh. Then I guess I'm in.
- Penny: Really? You guess you're in?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Not like "I guess I'm in:" Like "I guess... I'm IN!"
- Penny: Okay. Cool.
- Leonard Hofstadter: So is that it? Are we engaged?
- Penny: Yeah, I think so.
- Leonard Hofstadter: All right.
- Penny: What's wrong?
- Leonard Hofstadter: I'm not sure. Just feels a little anticlimactic.
- Penny: Yeah, it kind of does, huh?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, I know. This might help.
- [Takes out a ring from his wallet]
- Penny: Where did you get a ring?
- Leonard Hofstadter: I've... had it for a couple of years, not important.
- [Gets on knee]
- Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, will you marry...
- Penny: Oh, my God. Yes.
- Leonard Hofstadter: This would have been so much more romantic if you didn't have monkey hair on your finger.
- Penny: I need to start making some smart decisions.
- Leonard Hofstadter: With your career?
- Penny: With my life.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Like what?
- Penny: I don't know.
- [pause]
- Penny: We could get married.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Come on, be serious.
- Penny: I am.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Why? Because I'm a smart decision?
- Penny: Well, yeah.
- Leonard Hofstadter: So I'm like a bran muffin.
- Penny: Well, no. That's not what I'm saying.
- Leonard Hofstadter: No, it's exactly what you're saying. I'm the boring thing you're choosing because I'm good for you.
- Penny: What does it matter? The point is I'm choosing you.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Well, it matters a lot. I don't want to be a bran muffin. I want to be a Cinnabon, you know? A strawberry Pop Tart. Something you're excited about even though it could give you diabetes.
- Penny: Sweetie, you can be any pastry you want.
- Leonard Hofstadter: No, no, no. It's too late. I'm your bran muffin. Probably fat-free and good for your colon.
- Penny: There's no reason why I shouldn't be the best bisexual go-go dancer slowly transforming into a killer gorilla that anyone has ever seen.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I don't know. The bisexual killer gorilla go-go dancer in "Schindler's List" is tough to beat.
- Sheldon Cooper: It's funny, because a killer gorilla go-go dancer of any sexual orientation would be out of place in a movie about the Holocaust.
- Leonard Hofstadter: It only gets funnier when you explain it.
- Sheldon Cooper: I know.