The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Proton Transmogrification (2014)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

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• Amy Farrah Fowler : Arthur passing away was harder on Sheldon than he's ready to admit. I'm hoping this will cheer him up.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Me too. Although it might have been thoughtless of us to make a Death Star cake.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : No, it combines two of Sheldon's favorite things. Chocolate chips and the ability of destroying a planet at the push of a button.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well, anyway, it'll be a nice surprise for the boys. And Howie doesn't think I take his interests seriously, so hopefully this will keep him fooled for a while.

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : I got into science because I was the smallest kid in school so I thought if I became a scientist I can invent a formula that can make me taller.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : That's cute.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Yeah. I thought it was working for a while, but then I just found out my brother was lowering the pencil marks on the door frame. How about you?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I guess it must have begun back when I was in the girl sprouts.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Girl sprouts?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : My mom made it up as an alternative to the Girl Scouts. She didn't want me selling cookies on some street corner like a whore.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : How did that get you into science?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, I went to the library to check out a book on biology to see what whores did.

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : This is fun. You don't see many spherical cakes.

  [the cake rolls off the table and onto the floor] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I wonder why that is?

• Sheldon Cooper : I'm not going to the funeral... All those people blowing their noses. You can't tell the sick from the sad. I'll be at home celebrating Star Wars Day, as planned.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Are you sure you don't want to go say good-bye?

  Sheldon Cooper : Amy, mourning the inevitable is a complete waste of time.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : And watching a bunch of goofy space movies you've seen hundreds of times isn't?

  Sheldon Cooper : If we were in a physical relationship, you just lost sex tonight.