- Matthew Casey: [to Severide] I was going to ask you for some relationship advice, but then I realized that'd be like asking for fitness advice from Mouch.
- Leslie Shay: I love watching couples fight. Never really know what two people are like behind closed doors.
- Gabriela Dawson: I need to rally. Did you bring alcohol?
- Leslie Shay: Girl, get to know me already.
- [slams a big bottle of tequila on the table]
- Randall McHolland: [thinking up questions for his blind date] Name 5 things that scare you.
- Joe Cruz: Being here with you on this date right now definitely takes the number one spot.
- Randall McHolland: She wouldn't really say that.
- Jerry the Jumper: Please don't drop me!
- Kelly Severide: It always seems like a good idea until your feet leave the ground, huh?