If I Tell You I Have to Kill You (2015) User Reviews

Problematic

[payasoingenioso · 3/10 · 23 December 2020]

Why is the professor so unnecessarily unlikable?

The green screen use in this film is highly problematic. The animations in this 2015 film look like they were downloaded from a MySpace page.

At best, this movie is a thriller art piece. No violence really occurs except for the professor's inconsiderate attitude.

If you watch this, you will want to kill yourself

[rebecca_rinehart · 1/10 · 14 March 2016]

Oh my God… If anyone can tell me what this movie was about, I would be ecstatic. This is the most strung together, green screened piece of crap I have ever seen. I can't believe I am the first person to write a review on this cinematic turd. Bad movies are a passion of mine but this one was complete suffering.

OK, people are dying and this professor has something to do with all of them. Beyond that, there is no plot. It seems to have a cast of thousands as they keep showing random new people who are only in one scene. The main actors are actually decent and deliver their lines well...problem is, the lines are completely nonsensical and strung together randomly.

Thankfully it was free with Prime but I feel like Amazon owes ME money for subjecting me to such drivel.

What is it?

[garyoa1 · 8/10 · 10 March 2019]

Drama? Religtioius? Sci fi? Horror? The only way to find out is to watch it. But I have to say, really watch it. Very deep. If you take your eyes off of it for just a few seconds you may be lost. In the end it's extremely simple. Yet getting there is extremely complicated.

IF You watch this movie pay attention ,Or don't

[shydreamguywantsabboyfriend · 9/10 · 4 June 2019]

This is 1 of those films that people should only watch if they care about storylines and intend to pay attention to what is going on . OK, it could have been better but, The 1st 5 minutes are crucial so that you understand the Why of rest of the film , Main lessons here are 1-Don't Drive while on a cellphone and 2-be kind to and considerate of Children . You like Angels ? OK you get Angels . just don't freak out about the few little flick flubs or historic inaccuracies or obvious blue screen moments . some people wont even notice all of them . IF you see My comments on this film on YouTube, you'll know what some of them are . All in all a decent film for those of us who actually Watch movies .