Granted, with a title like "90210 Shark Attack" then you just know that this is going to be bad. But still, it is a shark movie, and there was a chance that the movie might actually either be surprisingly good or be so bad that it was fun to watch. Hence, I gave "90210 Shark Attack" a chance.
I managed to endure 35 minutes of the ordeal. Then I was ready to claw my eyes out and put a gun to my head. This was bad. Nay, strike that. This was phenomenally bad. Actually, it is among the top 3 of worst movies I have ever had to suffer through. 35 minutes, then I couldn't take any more of it.
The soundtrack to the movie was bad. It was like a mixture of a poor man's dance mix and a horror movie from the 1970s. Yeah, it might sound like fun and good times, but trust me, it wasn't.
The acting in the movie, well, let's just don't even venture there.
The lack of sharks, aside from the odd bit of copy and paste job from shark documentaries was astounding. This being a shark movie, then you want to watch sharks attacking people, not just watch close ups of some chiseled guy's six pack while he is in the shower and taking his time washing.
Speaking of that, then the movie was crammed with way too much focus on showing guy's torsos in extreme close ups. Was there something that director David DeCoteau was trying to hint at here?
Do yourself a huge favor and give this movie such a wide berth that you might even risk putting yourself into the deep end of the ocean and swimming with hungry sharks while you're bleeding from every orifice. This movie was bad, phenomenally and utterly bad. I endured 35 minutes of this garbage that was disguised as a shark movie. And even if I was paid, then I wouldn't return to watch the rest of this pseudo-homo erotic film.
