Door to Door Insemination

Recently, porn star Seth Gamble (also turned director) has become way overexposed on screen, appearing in countless lousy videos. This Pure Taboo DVD has him starring in both vignettes, both of them having him play an inseminator charged with getting a forlorn damsel pregnant. The only question here is: which segment is the worst?

Title segment uses a completely lame screenplay by Penicio Del Toro, presents unconvincing human behavior and doesn't even have an ending as written. It's merely an overlong, repetitive piece of gonzo porn featuring big stars.

Kenna James is "very fertile" but she and her husband have tried in vain for two years to get pregnant. Seth Gamble shows up at her home with his fertility clinic's test resutls and still no luck, but he offers her an "unconventional" solution. From time to time he helps couples by being the surrogate stud, and after a couple minutes of unconvincing coaxing she gives in.

The 35 minutes of gonzo sex features an endless series of changing positions, repeating the same doggystyle, woman on top, etc., in rotation until a fake creampie is delivered. The end.

Literally hundreds, if not thousands, of creampie porn scenes have been issued in recent years, something of a porn craze after years of strict adherence to the "money shot" signalling an end to a hardcore sex scene. This one is strictly boring.

In "Pregnancy Scare-Tactics", Tommy King's famously big butt is on display in this awful, poorly written and directed (by Midnight and David Lord, respectively) Pure Taboo episode that is below the admittedly low standards of this series. It appeared on the website in 2022, but took over 2-1/2 years to get chosen for DVD exposure.

A distraught Tommy arrives at her stepbrother's home seeking desperate assistance. Her fiance is leaving town to relocate in order to start a new job and has now plans for her to be with him. She's desperate to hold on to him and has concocted a dumb scheme: get loyal stepbro Seth who brought her up almost like a daddy to inseminate her, and they'll pledge never to reveal what they did. Supposedly that will get the insensitive fiance to capitulate and marry her when he thinks he's gonna be a papa.

Seth looks stern and rejects the idea but about a minute later agrees and then steps completely out of character to go ultra-gonzo and choke and slap sis Tommy while humping her, all in service of a creampie. And the segment just ends with her quite proud of the deed.

Why Tommy kept deep throating him in pursuit of pregnancy is left unexplained, as is Seth's violent behavior. And in many videos since this one, Tommy's huge behind is attractive, here the cellulite is more than distracting -it's a definite turnoff. Unless you're a Pure Taboo fan who digs cellulite (how kinky!).