- Meow: Hey, what's the deal with those surfboards? They look legit but I've never seen you bust one out.
- QT: Maybe he's what they call a "shubee" in surfing lingo.
- Meow: You mean those poseurs who only buy boards because they want to look cool?
- [Meow and QT laugh]
- Dandy: The hell I do! I'm a kahuna! And kahunas don't waste their precious time on ankle-biters! I wait for the mondo waves, the out-of-this-world swells that touch the sky! That's what my heart longs for! That thrill is all that comes close to recapturing the magic of that one perfect endless summer!
- QT: Ooh, that sounds like a story.
- Meow: Did some hotdogger bogart your betty?
- Dandy: Nah, nothing like that.
- QT: Huh?
- Meow: So that perfect endless summer was...
- Dandy: I pulled it out of my butt.
- Meow: Should've known.
- QT: That *is* par for the course.