Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Tom Hiddleston: Loki
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Quotes
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Thor : Hey, let's do 'Get Help'.
Loki : What?
Thor : 'Get Help'.
Loki : No.
Thor : Come on. You love it.
Loki : I hate it.
Thor : It's great. It works every time.
Loki : It's humiliating.
Thor : Do you have a better plan?
Loki : No.
Thor : We're doing it.
Loki : We are not doing 'Get Help'.
[Thor carries Loki out of the elevator in front of the guards]
Thor : Get help! Please! My brother is dying! Get help! Help him!
[as the guard approach them, Thor throws Loki at them, knocking them down]
Thor : A classic.
Loki : [gets up] I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Thor : Not for me, it's not.
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Loki : Hello, Bruce.
Bruce Banner : Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?
Loki : It varies from moment to moment.
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Loki : I have been falling... for 30 minutes!
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[after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]
Thor : [copies Black Widow] Hey, big guy. Sun's getting real low. I don't want to hurt you anymore.
[Hulk grabs Thor and flattens him with repeated smashes into the floor]
Loki : [cheers] YES! That's what it feels like!
Loki : [to the Grandmaster] I'm just a big fan of the sport.
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[at a retirement home]
Loki : [in a dark suit] I left him right here.
Thor : [in casual wear] You mean on the pavement outside, or actually in the building currently being demolished?
Loki : How was I supposed to know? I can't see into the future, I'm not a witch!
Thor : Well, you're dressed like one.
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Thor : I think we should disband the Revengers.
Loki : Hit her with a lightning blast.
Thor : I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning. It did nothing.
Valkyrie : We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board.
Thor : It won't end there. The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows. She'll hunt us down. We need to stop her here and now.
Valkyrie : So what do we do?
Loki : I'm not doing 'get help'.
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Thor : Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day you're you and I'm me and... oh, maybe there's still good in you but... let's be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.
Loki : [emotional] Yeah... it's probably for the best that we'll never see each other again.
Thor : That's what you always wanted.
[pats Loki on the back]
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[the Hulk appears in the arena]
Loki : [horrorstruck] I have to get off this planet!
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Thor : Where's Odin?
Loki : You just couldn't stay away, could you? Everything was fine without you. Asgard was prospering. You ruined everything! Ask them!
Thor : Where's Father? Did you kill him?
Loki : You have what you wanted. You have the independence you asked for. Ah!
[Thor puts Mjolnir on his chest]
Loki : ouch, ok! I know exactly where he is.
Loki : [Thor & Loki transport to NYC via Bifrost. Arrived at Shady Acres Care Home that's being demolished to ruins] I swear I left him right here.
Thor : Right here on the sidewalk or right here where the building's being demolished? Great planning!
Loki : How was I supposed to know? I can't the see the future. I'm not a witch.
Thor : No? Then why are you dressed like one?
Loki : [Annoyed] Hey!
Thor : I can't believe you're alive! I saw you die. I mourned you. I cried for you.
Loki : I'm... honored?
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[Grandmaster is announcing the Hulk into the Sakaaran Arena]
Grandmaster : ...The champion! The Defending! I give you, your Incredible...
[Hulk enters the arena, roars]
Loki : [to himself] I have to get off this planet.
Grandmaster : [Runs into Loki as he is trying to run away] Whoa, whoa, where are you going? Sit down.
Hulk : HULK! HULK! HULK!
Thor : [to the Grandmaster] Hey! Hey! We know each other, he's a friend from work!
Thor : [to Hulk] Where have you been? Everyone thought you were dead! There's so much that's happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, Lok - Loki's alive, can you believe it? He's up there!
[Hulk glances at Loki]
Thor : Hey, Loki! Look who it is!
[Loki is horrorstruck]
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Loki : Your savior is here!
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Loki : Do you really think it's a good idea to go back to earth?
Thor : Yes, of course. People on earth love me, I'm very popular.
Loki : Let me rephrase that: Do you really think it's a good idea to bring ME back to earth?
Thor : Probably not, to be honest. I wouldn't worry, Brother. I feel like everything's gonna work out fine.
[Thanos's ship appears]
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Loki : You know, I feel it won't make much of a difference...
Thor : [sighs] Loki...
Loki : ...but this time, it's truly nothing personal. The reward for your capture
[he sounds the alarm]
Loki : will set me up nicely.
Thor : Never one for sentiment, were you?
Loki : Easier to let it burn.
Thor : [grins] I agree.
[Loki's eyes widen as Thor holds up the remote taser. He hits the button, electrocuting Loki, who falls to the ground. Thor walks over to him]
Thor : That looks painful. Dear brother, you're becoming predictable. I trust you, you betray me, round and round in circles we go. See Loki, life is about... It's about growth, it's about change, but you seem to just want to stay the same. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'll always be the god of mischief, but you could be more. I'll just put this over here for you.
[he tosses the remote aside]
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Dr. Stephen Strange : [gives up Loki to Thor] I think you can handle things from here.
Loki : [pulls out blades] Handle me? Who are you? You think you're some kind of sorcerer? Don't think for one minute, you second-rate...
Dr. Stephen Strange : Bye bye.
[sends Thor and Loki through a portal]
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Loki : [brings back Surtur] With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn!
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Loki : Here's the thing. I'm probably better off staying here on Sakaar.
Thor : That's exactly what I was thinking.
Loki : ...Did you just agree with me?
Thor : This place is perfect for you. It's savage, chaotic, lawless. Brother, you're going to do GREAT here.
Loki : Do you truly think so little of me?
Thor : Loki, I thought the world of you. I thought we were going to fight side-by-side forever, but at the end of the day you're you and I'm me and... oh, maybe there's still good in you but... let's be honest, our paths diverged a long time ago.
Loki : [emotional] Yeah... it's probably for the best that we'll never see each other again.
Thor : That's what you always wanted.
[pats Loki on the back]
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Thor : I've been having terrible dreams as of late. Every night I see Asgard falling to ruins.
Odin : That's just a silly dream, signs of an overactive imagination.
Thor : Possibly. But then I decide to go out there and investigate, and what do I find but the Nine Realms completely in chaos? Enemies of Asgard assembling, plotting our demise, all while you, Odin, the protector of those Nine Realms are sitting here, in your bathrobe, eating *grapes.*
Odin : Yes, well, it is best to respect our neighbors' freedom.
Thor : Yes, of course. The freedom to be *massacred*.
[he threateningly tosses Mjolnir at Odin before catching it]
Odin : Well, I've been rather busy myself.
Thor : [sarcastically] Watching theatre?
Odin : Well... Board meetings and security council meetings...
Thor : You're really gonna make me do it?
Odin : Do what?
Thor : [Thor throws Mjolnir as far as he can, then stand behind Odin with a hand on his neck] You know that nothing will stop Mjolnir as it returns to my hand. Not even your face!
Odin : [stammers] You've gone quite mad, you... You'll be executed for this!
Thor : Then I'll see you on the other side, *brother!*
Loki : [as Mjolnir streaks towards him, "Odin" reveals himself as a disguised Loki] Alright, I yield!
[Thor shoves Loki aside just in time, catching the hammer in his hand]
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Grandmaster : I'm upset! I'm very upset. You know what I like about being upset? Blame. Right now, that's the mindset that I'm in. And you know who I'm blaming?
Loki : Grandmaster, I...
Grandmaster : Hey! Don't interrupt me!
Topaz : [holds up a Melting Stick] Here you go!
Grandmaster : Why are you handing me the Melt Stick? He was interrupting. That's not a capital violation. My precious champion has come up missing and its all because of that Lord of Thunder. It's all because of him, YOUR brother - whatever the story is, adopted, or complicated, I'm sure there's a big history - and YOUR contender!
Loki : My dear friend, if you were to give me twelve hours I could bring them both back to you.
Valkyrie : I can do it in two.
Loki : I could do it in one.
Grandmaster : You know what? I woke up this morning thinking about a public execution. But for now, I'll settle for this sweet little "who's gonna get him first?" So you're on the clock!
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Loki : It hurts, doesn't it? Being lied to. Being told you're one thing and then learning it's all a fiction.
[Thor throws an object at Loki, revealing him to be an illusion]
Loki : You didn't think I'd really come and see you, did you? This place is disgusting. Does this mean you don't want my help? Look, I couldn't jeopardize my position with Grandmaster, it took me time to win his trust. He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable. What I'm telling you is, you could join me at the Grandmaster's side. Perhaps, in time, an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then...
[makes a gesture of takeover]
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Loki : Fine. I guess I'll just have to go it alone. Like I've always done. Would you say something? Say something!
Thor : What would you like me to say? You faked your own death, you stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power, stranded him on Earth... to die, releasing the Goddess of Death. Have I said enough, or do you do you want me to go further back than the past two days?
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Loki : I don't mean to impose...
[Valkyrie throws a bottle and it smashes on the wall behind Loki]
Loki : But, uh, the Grandmaster has a great many ships. I may even have stolen the access codes to his security system.
Valkyrie : And suddenly you're overcome with an urge to do the right thing.
Loki : Heavens, no. I've run out of favor with the Grandmaster, and in exchange for codes and access to a ship, I'm asking for safe passage... through the Anus.
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Loki : What have you done?
Valkyrie : I don't answer to you, lackey.
Loki : It's Loki! And you will answer to the Grandmaster!
[the two fight]
Loki : Why would you help my brother escape with that green fool?
Valkyrie : I don't help anyone!
Loki : [sees her tattoo] You're a Valkyrie... I thought the Valkyrie all died gruesome deaths?
Valkyrie : Choose your next words wisely!
Loki : Terribly sorry. Must be a very painful memory...
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Loki : I guess I'll have to go it alone. Like I've always done.
