- Col. Viktor Lebedev: I'm Victor. I'm a colonel and head of the first department. So, Marina, apart from field work I also have certain office duties.
- Marina: Of what kind, I wonder.
- Col. Viktor Lebedev: I'm responsible for the quick adaption of new employees.
- Marina: Really now? And what would that entail?
- Col. Viktor Lebedev: Care, kindness, protection... There is an introduction lesson. Coffee?
- Pashutin: Officer abuse is a thing of the past. Apart from small incidents we have no conflicts.
- Col. Viktor Lebedev: Twelve soldiers with head injuries and knife wounds qualifies as "small incidents" these days?
- General: And keep this in mind: The next time you call the cops, it's going to be for a job interview.
- Alex: I've decided to live with you.
- The Sniffer: No, Alex. You have to live with your mother.
- Alex: I can't do it anymore. Can I stay with you for a while?
- The Sniffer: How do you imagine this working? I don't have a room for you. Also, I'm at a loss at what to do with you.
- Alex: Meaning, you're throwing your only son out.
- The Sniffer: Please understand that you must live with your mother.
- Alex: YOU didn't want to. Now you're making me do it.
- Sentry: There it is. And here's Cracker Jack.
- Col. Viktor Lebedev: Cracker Jack?
- Sentry: Yeah.
- Col. Viktor Lebedev: Why "Cracker Jack?"
- Sentry: Well, "Cracker" is "crack." And "Jack..." Hell if I know. That's the name.