Sniffer (TV Series)

Episode #1.3 (2013)

Ivan Oganesyan: Col. Viktor Lebedev

Quotes 

• Col. Viktor Lebedev : From this moment on, we are outside the law.

• The Sniffer : [sniffing out the crime scene]  That's strange. Alex was on the floor. He really did have a gun.

  The Sniffer : [sniffing out...]  Our friend the detective, two medics and, judging by the smell of the powder used to gather fingerprint samples, a criminologist. I'm missing something.

  The Sniffer : [sniffing]  Another one. A man, thirty-five to thirty-seven years old. He had a gun.

  Col. Viktor Lebedev : So, one unknown with a gun. Did the gun fire?

  The Sniffer : I can't tell, but it's a different gun, not the one Alex had. Could it be the killer?

  Col. Viktor Lebedev : Not necessarily. It could have been another cop.

  The Sniffer : I'll need to examine the entire group, then we can determine whether it was the killer or another cop.

  The Sniffer : [drawn by another scent]  Diacetylmorphne was stored here. Heroin. A lot of it. Three kilograms, at least.

  Col. Viktor Lebedev : That's some serious stuff.

  The Sniffer : A perfect motive for a murder.

• Col. Viktor Lebedev : I've also been meaning to tell you I still can't get over how beautiful your eyes are.

  Sekretar Generala : [having noticed him looking her up and down]  Still looking for my eyes in all the wrong places. You obviously have some severe issues - with your eyesight, that is.

• Col. Viktor Lebedev : [having identified the Sniffer's attacker]  I'm heading over to his for tea and sandwiches. No warrants or witnesses. He'll tell me who sent him. Trust me.

  The Sniffer : I'm coming with you.

  Col. Viktor Lebedev : No. You wouldn't appreciate the kind of sandwiches I intend to bring along.

• Col. Viktor Lebedev : So what do we have? Nothing. I'm on forced vacation without a weapon, you are in the hospital without a nose.

• Col. Viktor Lebedev : Time to grab the tiger by the balls.

• [last lines] 

  The Sniffer : If I drank, I would get plastered tonight.

  Col. Viktor Lebedev : I know that's what I'm going to do.,

  The Sniffer : Just don't top it off with a hamburger.