Sabrina Carpenter credited as playing...
Maya Hart
- Lucas Friar: [opens a wrapped up package] "Get-out-of-detention-free."
- Maya Hart: Oh, I could use one of those! Give me that, and I won't call you Ranger Rick all week.
- Lucas Friar: Here you go.
- [does not hesitate to give Maya the card]
- Maya Hart: Thanks, Ranger Roy.
- Lucas Friar: Let me guess. Ranger Roy is filling in for Ranger Rick?
- Maya Hart: All week. And now, you...
- [looks at Cory]
- Cory Matthews: Oh, something gonna happen to me?
- Maya Hart: Yes, it is.
- [starts humming while climbing onto Cory's desk and starts dancing on it]
- Maya Hart: Detentioooon! Not today, boom!
- Cory Matthews: Read the card.
- Maya Hart: Huh?
- Cory Matthews: Card.
- Maya Hart: [reads it] "Say 'get-out-of-detention-free', then give worthless card to Maya, then watch her dance on my desk."
- [Cory shows Maya off his desk. She climbs down, finding her seat]
- Cory Matthews: Never assume. Look more deeply. Just because something is wrapped up all pretty, doesn't always mean it is.
- Maya Hart: [to Lucas] You were in on this!
- Lucas Friar: I'm Ranger Roy, and I'll be here all week.
- [pretends to greet her with an imaginary cowboy hat. Maya shudders, knowing she got burned]
- Topanga Matthews: Auggie, I assumed you guys broke up!
- Riley Matthews: Oh, Mom, you should never assume. Didn't Dad teach you that?
- Maya Hart: Yeah, don't you get the home versions of these lessons? You're married to the guy.
- Topanga Matthews: Oh, of course I do! There's just so many of them.
- [pauses briefly, then looks terrified]
- Topanga Matthews: Oh no, I married Feeny!
- Maya Hart: [about Smackle] She was using you to make Farkle jealous.
- Lucas Friar: Wow. That's a new one.