Kung Fury (2015)
Per-Henrik Arvidius: Voice of Thor, Chief
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Quotes
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[Hitler points his gun at punk]
Hitler : Give me ze phone!
[Punk gives Hitler his cell phone. Hitler dials the police precinct. Meanwhile, the Chief is looking at a police report]
Chief : What the hell is this?
[Phone rings]
Chief : Chief McNickles speaking.
Hitler : Is this ze police?
Chief : Yeah, this is the police.
Hitler : Fuck you!
[Hitler shoots through the phone, killing the Chief. He then continues to shoot at the whole precinct through the phone before Kung Fury storms in and shoots down the phone]
Kung Fury : I need someone to trace that call!
Officer : But that's impossible.
Hacker Man : Not for me, it isn't.
Kung Fury : [narration] Hackerman. He's the most powerful hacker of all time.
Hacker Man : Follow me.
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Chief : I don't want to hear it, Kung Fury! I just got back from City Hall. Fifty million dollars worth of damages, and I've got the Mayor up my ass like a fag on Viagra. How am I gonna explain this to the press? You just destroyed an entire city block for Christ's sake!
Kung Fury : Did you tell me to block it out?
Chief : I told you to do it by the book.
Kung Fury : Cut the bullshit. No one else in this department could've stopped that arcade machine and you know it.
Chief : Oh, man. Listen to me, Kung Fury. You need to start following the rules like the rest of us, so I'm assigning you a new partner.
Kung Fury : What? Hell no, I work alone.
Chief : Not anymore, you don't. Say hi to your new partner: Triceracop.
Triceracop : Very nice meeting you, Kung Fury.
[Triceracop offers a handshake]
Triceracop : Looking forward to working with you.
[Kung Fury begins to remember the death of his former partner Dragon, then faces the Chief]
Kung Fury : I work alone.
Chief : Either you team up with Triceracop, or you're off the case.
Kung Fury : I'm not off the case.
[Pulls badge off jacket and slams it on the desk]
Kung Fury : I quit!
[Kung Fury walks out of the office]
