Kung Fury (2015)
Björn Gustafsson: Private Lahmstache
Quotes
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Colonel Reichstache : Your mustache looks like shit. You have to get rid of it.
Private Lahmstache : Get rid of it?
Colonel Reichstache : Yes. It looks ridiculous.
Private Lahmstache : My mustache? But it is an Arian mustache.
Colonel Reichstache : No, this is an Arian mustache. Yours looks like pubes from a dog hooker. A hooker dog.
Private Lahmstache : Funny you should say that. You look like you fell into a hairy ass with glue stuck on your lip.
Colonel Reichstache : This is an Arian mustache. I'm embarrassed for you. You look ridiculous.
Private Lahmstache : This is an Arian mustache. This is mine. This is a good looking mustache.
Colonel Reichstache : Are you going to cry now?
Private Lahmstache : This is...
Colonel Reichstache : Cry home to your mommy. Are you a little cry baby?
Private Lahmstache : Your mustache...
[wipes tears]
Colonel Reichstache : Sorry, but you have to get rid of it. It looks ridiculous.
[Private Lahmstache notices that the tank is missing]
Private Lahmstache : Where did the tank go?
[Kung Fury holds the tank upward from the barrel and squashes the two Nazi soldiers with it]
Kung Fury : Tank you.