Sniffer (TV Series)

Episode #1.2 (2013)

Kirill Käro: The Sniffer

Quotes 

• The Sniffer : [proving his ability to a doubtful client]  My advance is in the left pocket of your jacket. And thank you for having it in large bills.

• The Sniffer : Who sleeps here... apart from you?

  General-mayor : My wife. What's going...

  The Sniffer : [holding up the incriminating photo]  No one else?

  General-mayor : No.

  The Sniffer : Is that her closet?

  General-mayor : What the hell is your problem?

  The Sniffer : [holding out a bra with clamps]  Mmm.

  General-mayor : What are you trying to pull here?

  The Sniffer : Woman of thirty-five - a dyed blonde who smokes apple-flavered cigarettes, wears this bra, sleeps in this bed, and also happens to be your wife - put the envelope with those photographs on your table last night.

  General-mayor : Ira? It can't be. Why would she?

  The Sniffer : That I can not tell you. Spousal infidelities are not my speciality. At any rate, I sympathize. Now, let's settle our account before you start splitting belongings.

• The Sniffer : [presenting a gift]  Your favorite.

  Tatyana Voskresenskaya : Thank you very much. Too bad I'm on a diet since yesterday.

  The Sniffer : [inhaling]  You had coffee with these exact same chocolates thirty minutes ago.

• Col. Viktor Lebedev : [about the sniper]  Could he be married?

  The Sniffer : He is not. No girlfriend either, by the way.

  Col. Viktor Lebedev : You see how aggressive a man gets when he isn't leading a healthy sexual life?

• The Sniffer : Shouldn't we wait for the SWAT team?

  Col. Viktor Lebedev : Don't fret. I AM the SWAT team.