SexSquatch (2012 Video) User Reviews

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[s_bradford · 4/10 · 20 March 2020]

Though that's not totally true. SexSquatch has its moments, and a little bit of charm, but it's pretty bad: bad writing, bad acting, bad film making. The whole premise, that a group of friends is trying to get their buddy laid, is ripe for this level of film making. One of the women is actually the guy's mom, and she wants him to get laid just as bad as the others. The SexSquatch costume is pretty freaking terrible, too. I think most everything bad with this film is deliberate, and I can appreciate that. If you don't like these cheesy kinda films, you might wanna skip this one.

Idiotic

[Leofwine_draca · 1/10 · 3 March 2018]

SEXSQUATCH is another insufferable indie comedy from director Chris Seaver and a group of his mates. They hang out at a lakeside retreat, where a guy dressed in a bad bigfoot costume runs around a bit and various gross-out humour ensues. Mucho eye crossing, breast fixation, and cheesy stupidity is what this film is made up of, making this the worst of the worst.

Samsquanch

[whoaisme-57683 · 5/10 · 19 February 2019]

It's movies like this that make me question what I'm doing in my life that has lead me here....

Worthless junk

[eloy_lb · 1/10 · 9 February 2019]

I thought I try to see this movie to have a good laugh but I literally watched 2 minutes of it before stopping because they degrade religious symbols. Who in his right mind think this is funny? This is a worthless piece of s**t not even worth the time to write about how bad it is, but I am doing this review so to warn potential viewers not to loose any time on this movie

Nothing redeeming about this...

[davidjdoyle-140-892335 · 9 February 2019]

Seriously... how young or desperate do you need to be to enjoy schlock like this? There's absolutely nothing redeeming about this flick. Crap acting, horrid costumes and less than average looking cast members... emphasis on "less". I'm not one to disparage girls in bikinis but I'll make an exception with these... put some clothes on girls! This doesn't even rate as "campy" or "cheeky" and I've seen (and enjoyed) my fair share of questionably campy movies over the years. Don't waste your time as it's 60+ minutes of your life you'll never get back. You will regret it. I truly believe that all of the positive ratings are from cast and filming crew from this "movie".

IMDB really needs to add a zero rating.

[mhorg2018 · 1/10 · 7 January 2020]

What do you get when you have: A no talent director A no talent screenplay A No talent cast Poor creature SFX And (hopefully because I cannot believe anyone would be in this kind of crap without the aid of liquor and cannabis) a crapload of drugs and booze? This utterly worthless piece of crap. It's not one of those "Oh it's so bad it's fun", it's one of those "It's so bad it should be buried in a landfill or fired off into the sun." Don't bother. You've been warned.

What Can I Say, I Like Stupid Horror-Esque Movies with Eye Candy

[Dark_Lord_Mark · 6/10 · 13 October 2018]

As stated, stupid horror, but harmless fun. Just sit back and relax and enjoy the beautiful women, the over the top lines and funny scenarios.

Yes it looks a bit amateurish, but who doesn't want to hear about a mother, describing her son's penis, to her girlfriends.

Sexsquatch is just that type of movie. And yes the title explains it all. You can enjoy this with friends and make fun of it, or in my case alone with some lotion near by.

It's funny to laugh at, stimulating to watch and I do recommend it...SERIOUSLY! Not a joke! I found sick pleasure in this movie.

6 out of 10. It's a fairly harmless, low budget, but funny enough horror.