- Barney Stinson: [holding his concoction in a glass] Stinson's Hangover Fixer Elixir! The most effective post-bender, head's-too-tender ender from here to Denver.
- Robin Scherbatsky: My father's recipe for a Bloody Mary trades out tomato juice for wolf's blood.
- Marshall Eriksen: Bloody Mary? Sounds more like a bloody scary.
- Barney Stinson: [offering his fixer elixir to a horribly hungover Lily] Your kindergarten field trip to the jackhammer and siren museum today is gonna be legendary.
- Robin Scherbatsky: [trying to rouse a passed-out Barney] There's a gas leak!
- [nothing]
- Robin Scherbatsky: The building's on fire!
- [nothing]
- Robin Scherbatsky: Your shoes don't match your belt!
- [Robin and Ted leap back, expecting a massive reaction from Barney]
- Robin Scherbatsky: Barney made up the Stinson's Hangover Fixer Elixir so we would all believe that we could rally. I mean, even though it's fake, it-it worked. Like-like Dumbo's feather.
- Barney Stinson: Dum-BRO's feather.
- Robin Scherbatsky: A placebo.
- Barney Stinson: Place-BRO.