Daawat-e-Ishq (2014)

Anupam Kher: Abdul Qadir

Quotes 

• Gulrez : What happened is that your Mr. Montu is a fraud. His bio-data said "fluent in English" but he says "bilu" for blue and "flim" for film. He asked me if I watch bilu flim. Tell me, Booji, how do I answer to that if his pronunciation of "blue film" is so wrong? And for education qualification, he wrote "degree from IIM." IIM means...?

  Abdul Qadir : Indian Institute of Management.

  Gulrez : International Institute of Mahbubnagar.

  Gulrez : [to Montu]  Mr. Bad-English-bilu-flim-fake-diploma-holder-Montu - you have wasted our time.

• Abdul Qadir : If the whole world is feeding off dishonesty, why should we starve by being honest?

• Abdul Qadir : [in English]  One big size suit, please.

  Hotel Receptionist : Sorry?

  Gulrez : [in better English]  One king-size suite, please.

• Abdul Qadir : [speaking of a husband for Gulrez]  How do I get an Oxford dictionary product for fifteen lakhs?

• Abdul Qadir : It's a law, not nail polish.

• Tariq : Arm-wrestle with me. Winner pays the bill.

  Abdul Qadir : We're leaving. Come on.

  Gulrez : [to Tariq]  Okay. Let's see what you've got.

  Abdul Qadir : No, Sania.

  Tariq : It was a joke, madam. You're a very serious number. Was the curry too spicy?

• Tariq : Simple wedding - like.

  Abdul Qadir : Okay.

  Tariq : Bride and groom solemnize the wedding themselves - like that, too.

  Abdul Qadir : Okay.

  Tariq : But make her my wife without knowing her - not like.

  Abdul Qadir : Meaning?

  Tariq : I need three days with your daughter.

  Gulrez : Are you crazy?