Silicon Valley (TV Series)

Articles of Incorporation (2014)

Thomas Middleditch: Richard Hendricks

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• Richard : We love the name Pied Piper. It's a classic fairy tale.

  Jared : Well, I looked it up. It's about a predatory flautist who murders children in a cave.

  Gilfoyle : It has all that going for it, Richard, and I still hate it.

• Richard : [On the phone]  Hello, Mr. Garris. Yes, this is Richard from the company that is rightly called Pied Piper. That's right. No, no, no. You listen to me. Ok. We had a handshake deal. And that may not mean a lot to you, but where I come from, that means a whole lot. Ok, you agreed to sell me that name for a thousand dollars. So let me ask you this? Are you an honest man or are you a goddamn liar? OK. Yes, same address? Good, yeah, great. See you then.

  [Hangs up] 

  Dinesh : Dude, that was fucking badass. What did he say?

  Richard : He said he was gonna get in his truck, drive down here and beat the living shit out of me.

  Dinesh : Why did you say that was your address? Say any other address!

  Richard : I don't know. He's got a very powerful voice...

• Richard : Richard, take Aviato. That's not a name I found, it's a name that found me on a vision quest. Something that you should do.

  Richard : No, no. I'm not gonna eat a bunch of drugs and sit out in the desert, and hope some name randomly pops in my head.

  Erlich Bachman : Well, then I question your leadership.

• Richard : What they have is like Pied Piper, but not as good. People will see that.

  Dinesh : Not if they get to market before us. Inferior products win out all the time.

  Gilfoyle : Like Jesus, over Satan.

  Dinesh : I was going to say VHS over Beta.