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Amy Farrah Fowler
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I missed you.
- Sheldon Cooper: To quote Han Solo - I know.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Did you miss me?
- Sheldon Cooper: I would have preferred to have you there with me.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Awww.
- Sheldon Cooper: Or instead of me.
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm on my way out.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Where?
- Sheldon Cooper: Texas.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Right now? Why?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Someone sick?
- Sheldon Cooper: Yes. My sister's uterus came down with a baby.
- Penny: Oh, she's pregnant? That's great; you're going to be an uncle. Uncle Sheldon.
- Sheldon Cooper: No, I will be Uncle Dr. Cooper.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: How come you never said she was pregnant?
- Sheldon Cooper: I never told you about my brother's kidney stone. You want to hear about everything that comes out of my family's genitals?
- Sheldon Cooper: The second I go out of town you throw a Christmas party without me?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Yeah, kinda.
- Sheldon Cooper: That's so thoughtful. You guys are the best.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Now, I was thinking. Without Sheldon, most of us would have never met, but Penny would have still live across from him.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: And with Leonard out of the picture, we all know what that would mean.
- Penny: We do?
- Penny: [Sheldon is sorting laundry and Penny enters in Amy's fantasy] Hey, Sheldon.
- Sheldon Cooper: Hello.
- Penny: [seductively] Doing laundry?
- Sheldon Cooper: Of course I'm doing laundry. Saturday night is laundry night and I'm in a laundry room, so... I believe your inference is justified.
- Penny: Oh, my inference is justified. Sheldon, you are so funny, Anyway, I need to do my laundry, too, because these clothes are so dirty. Almost as dirty as the dirty girl who's wearing them.
- Penny: [Listening to the story] OK, that's enough.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Disagree.
- Raj Koothrappali: keep going.
- Penny: [Standing in her bra] So. What do you think?
- Sheldon Cooper: A tad asymmetrical, but nothing to be concerned about.
- Penny: Please, Sheldon, I need you.
- Sheldon Cooper: To... what?
- Penny: To take me.
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm not taking you anywhere till you put on a shirt.
- Penny: Come on, Sheldon. You and me, right here.
- Sheldon Cooper: Penny, for the thousandth time. I'm saving myself for someone special. Perhaps a cute bespectacled neuroscientist with hair the color of mud.
- Penny: I think I know how to change your mind.
- [first lines]
- Penny: [Penny and Amy are skiing to a video game] Alright, you're really good at this.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Well, I have an extremely low center of gravity. Like a pyramid.
- Penny: How you doing over there?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Well, I hope it's just a sprain. I cannot walk into that ER with another video game injury.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Hi, Sheldon. Everything OK?
- Sheldon Cooper: No, it's not. I've seen things. Lady things.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Listen to me. That is *not* the way they usually look.
- Sheldon Cooper: It doesn't matter. It is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. Some kind of dirty magic show.
- Debbie Wolowitz: [Fantasy sequence] That's it? There's not enough food!
- Howard Wolowitz: Well, you cleaned out Earth! I don't know what else to do!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: [Back in reality] How is this any different?
- Howard Wolowitz: You didn't let me finish.
- [in the fantasy, Howard serves Mrs. Wolowitz]
- Howard Wolowitz: Here you go, Mother.
- Debbie Wolowitz: You're a good boy, Howard, such a good boy.
- [Howard turns the chair around, revealing Mrs. Wolowitz is now a skeleton wearing a wig and the fantasy ends]
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Wait, did she die or did you kill her?
- Howard Wolowitz: Eh, tomato, tomahto. The important thing is she's dead.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. There's tears in the frosting. Happy birthday to me.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Did you hold the baby?
- Sheldon Cooper: I did.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: And... how did it make you feel?
- Sheldon Cooper: Looking into the blank, innocent eyes of a creature that couldn't begin to comprehend anything I was saying? Basically just another day at the office.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Can I give you a ride to the airport?
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, no, thank you; I don't want to be an inconvenience. Chop chop, Leonard; we leave in ten minutes.
- Raj Koothrappali: I've never seen It's a Wonderful life
- Stuart Bloom: Me neither
- Amy Farrah Fowler: It's great, Jimmy Stewart is really depressed, standing on a bridge and is going to kill himself
- Stuart Bloom: Don't need to see it, living it