Rick and Morty (TV Series)
Something Ricked This Way Comes (2014)
Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith
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Quotes
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Rick : Cute. Your sister's boss gave me a microscope that would have made me retarded.
Morty : Ooo, oh boy Rick, I-I don't think you're allowed to say that word. Ya know?
Rick : Uh Morty, I'm not disparaging the differently abled. I'm stating the fact that if I had used this microscope it would have made me mentally retarded.
Morty : Ok but yeah, I don't think it's about logic, Rick. I-I think the word has just become a symbolic issue for powerful groups that feel like they're doing the right thing.
Rick : Well that's retarded.
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Mr. Goldenfold : This aftershave made women want me but it also made me impotent!
Mr. Needful : A price for everything, Mr. Goldenfold. A price for everything. HAHAHA!
Mr. Goldenfold : Oh my god! How could I not see this coming? MY LUST! MY GREED! I DESERVE THIS!
Rick : This serum should
[burp]
Rick : counteract the negative effects.
Mr. Goldenfold : Holy cats! Ladies, let's get outta here.
[Off into the distance]
Mr. Goldenfold : I haven't learned a thing!
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Morty : Hey Rick, I have to make a project for the science fair this weekend. You think you could help me out?
Rick : Whatever.
Jerry Smith : Well, um, traditionally science fairs are a father-son thing.
Rick : Well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing.
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Scroopy Noopers : Is everyone in your family an idiot?
Morty : For sure me and my dad are!
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Mr. Needful : Do I need to call the police?
Rick : Here, you can use my phone. Don't worry, it won't make you deaf... because I'm not a hack!
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[Summer is breaking up a fight between her grandfather, Rick, and her boss, Mr. Needful]
Summer : Stop it right now! Grandpa Rick, I like working here.
Rick : You work for the Devil!
Summer : So what?
Rick , Mr. Needful : "So what"?
