Rick and Morty (TV Series)
Rick Potion #9 (2014)
Chris Parnell: Jerry Smith
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Quotes
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Morty : You're missing the point, Dad... I don't want girls. I want Jessica!
Jerry : Ah, well... I remember feeling that way about a young lady named "your mom". And that's not an urban diss-your mom was my Jessica. I remember the first time I saw her. I thought...
Rick : [opens cupboard] "I should get her pregnant, then she'll have to marry me."
Jerry : I beg your pardon, Rick. Inappropriate.
Rick : [rummages freezer and fridge] Sorry, please proceed with your story about banging my daughter in high school. I'm not sure you wanna take romantic advice from this guy, Morty. His marriage is hanging from a thread.
Jerry : My marriage is FINE, thank you.
Rick : Jerry, it's your house. Whatever you say it is how it is, but I think a blind man could see that Beth is looking for the door. I barely have a reason to care and even I noticed.
Morty : C'mon, Rick! Don't talk about my parents like that!
Rick : Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.
