Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Meeseeks and Destroy (2014)

Chris Parnell: Jerry Smith

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Quotes 

• Jerry : Have you ever tried to relax? It's a paradox.

• Jerry Smith : [golfing divot] 

  Mr Meeseeks : That's okay! I'm Mr Meeseeks, look at me! Keep your head down?

  Jerry Smith : Well which is it? Square my shoulders or keep my head down?

  Mr Meeseeks : It's kind of both. But the important thing is to relax.

  Jerry Smith : Well, Mr Meeseeks, I don't think that this is working, I give up.

  Mr Meeseeks : I'm sorry, Jerry, but it doesn't work like that. I'm Mr Meeseeks! I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away! Look at me!

  Jerry Smith : Well, make yourself comfortable because I suck.

  Mr Meeseeks : No Jerry, I'm the one who SUUUCKS! Let me try something

  [Mr Meeseeks hits the button on the Meeseeks box and another Mr Meeseeks appears] 

  Mr Meeseeks's Mr Meeseeks : HI! I'm Mr Meeseeks, look at me!

  Mr Meeseeks : Hi, Mr Meeseeks, I'm Mr Meeseeks, look at me!

  Mr Meeseeks's Mr Meeseeks : Hi!

  Mr Meeseeks : Can you help me get two golf strokes off of Jerry's golf swing?

  Mr Meeseeks's Mr Meeseeks : Can do! I'm Mr Meeseeks! Is he keeping his shoulders square?

  Mr Meeseeks : Well, he's tryin'...

• All the Mr Meeseekses : Aw, come on!

  Jerry Smith : Hey, I have a marriage to keep together. Right now my golf swing is more your problem than mine.