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Donna's worried about Kitty and Red's side hustle. When Leia's romantic plans hit a snag, Gwen and Nikki suggest she take matters into her own hands.

Leia is finally ready to have sex. She got the condoms from the store, and the zit on her back has finally gone away. But Jay messes up his shoulder (he skateboarded in front of a moving car). Leia asks him to have a few Advil, but Jay refuses to put toxic chemicals into his body. Jay is out of commission for 2 weeks and Leia is all set to go.

This leads to Nikki and Gwen advising her about trying self-pleasure. Leia also has the hottest go-to fantasy but says that masturbation has never gotten her the results that she hoped for. Gwen asks Leia to try a shower-head to fast-track the whole thing. Nikki says that she also used a shower-head for the first 6 months of her relationship with Nate. Turns out Gwen and Nikki have the same go-to guy for their masturbation fantasy, the waiter at the local hangout. Nikki asks Gwen to back off as she want to date the waiter.

Leia then accidentally breaks the shower-head trying to masturbate. Donna realizes that Leia broke the shower-head while trying to masturbate. Even Kitty realizes what happened, but Red is clueless.

Ozzie, Nate and Jay try to get a baggie as pain relief, so they visit Sonny (Kevin Smith) and Bunch (Jason Mewes), but end up trying to fix their friendship when they fight about Bunch breaking Sonny's didgeridoo. Sonny says that his didgeridoo was the only thing that helped him relax.

While trying to end their fight, Nate and Jay end up fighting on their own issues. Jay apologizes for stealing Nate's dirt bike back when they were kids. He wanted Nate to forgive him, to set an example for Sonny and Bunch, but instead Nate gets mad at Jay. He is further livid that Jay's new bike was actually Nate's bike painted brown. Jay complains that Nate would not shut up about his new bike and all the old bike kids hated it. They eventually forgive each other after talking in the circle. Bunch admits that he broke the didgeridoo as Sonny gave it all the attention and Bunch was feeling neglected. After a few hits, Jay's shoulder feels great, and he wants to go and see Leia.

Donna (Laura Prepon) worries about Red and Kitty when she finds out they're selling Kitty's Beanie Baby collection for fun. Red and Kitty team up to scam unwitting customers to pay exorbitant prices for their plush toys. Donna is worried that they could get ripped off or end up with too many Beanie babies that won't sell. Red and Kitty sell their Beanies for $1500, making Donna realize that she was wrong to doubt their capabilities.

Nate tries to get a job in order to impress Nikki but ends up finding her kissing an employee of the Hub.

Leia confides to Donna that all her friends are sex expert, and Donna assures her that they are not. Donna says that everything related to sex is super awkward at first. Donna asks Leia to take her time and to make sure that she is comfortable. After getting advice from her mom, Leia and Jay have sex for the first time.

Nate sees Nikki kissing the waiter.