Danny Pudi en el papel de...
Abed Nadir
- Abed Nadir: Jeff's heart is in the right place, but he's wrong. Greendale is a crazy place where crazy things happen. I have a plan. We'll pretend our school has a world-renowned physics department. Dean, start learning Swedish.
- Dean Pelton: I'll do my best!
- Abed Nadir: Hickey, do you keep in touch with any unstable criminals that you busted?
- Professor Hickey: Mmm, five.
- Abed Nadir: Get them down here for costume measurements. Annie, we need to make a particle accelerator out of Kleenex boxes.
- Jeff Winger: Nope. Nobody do any of that. Abed, outside.
- [He takes him aside from the others]
- Jeff Winger: There is no story.