- Wendy Testaburger: What the fuck is your problem?
- [referring to Butters turning down a fat girl whom asked him out]
- Butters Stotch: Oh, hey, Wendy!
- Wendy Testaburger: Are you some kind of asshole? IS that it?
- Butters Stotch: Am I just an asshole?
- Wendy Testaburger: Yeah!
- Butters Stotch: Well, no - I have arms and legs and everything.
- [looking himself over]
- [Butters, Kenny, Tweek, Craig and Clyde make fun of Lisa. Cartman does not join their laughter]
- Eric Cartman: You guys, come on. That's not kewl. You shouldn't rip on her because she's fat. You should rip on her 'cause she's ugly. Okay? She looks like someone hit her in the face with a hot shovel, and that's why she sucks, alright?
- Jimmy: I wouldn't mind ta-ta-tapping that ass.
- [stuttering]
- Kanye West: Yes, she has a friend named Gandalf who happens to be a wizard... I'm sorry, excuse me a minute.
- [calls Kim]
- Kanye West: Bitch, how you not the hobbit again?
- Kanye West: It wasn't no dragon, so my girl ain't no hobbit. That was a Quiznos and my bitch went to rob it.
- Kanye West: Yes on occasion she hangs out with her dwarf friends. But she never went on no quest with her dwarf friends. Except for one time she went to kill that dragon. She took his gold and she... Hang on a minute. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- [calls Kim]
- Kanye West: Bitch, remember when you went off to kill that dragon with them dwarves?
- Kanye West: [calls Kim] Bitch, if you the hobbit, you need to let me know right now, 'cause I'm makin' a fool of myself out here!