- Canadian Healthcare Administrator: It was a mistake.
- His wife: What?
- Canadian Healthcare Administrator: Trying to reform Canada's healthcare system and being too stubborn to admit it wasn't working. Even when my wife said the system was too complicated, I wouldn't listen.
- His wife: Oh, Terry, I was just trying to get your attention. I'm sorry I queefed in your face.
- Canadian Healthcare Administrator: I deserved it. Anyone who thinks streamlining healthcare into an integrated computer system would go smoothly deserves a giant queef in their face.
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- Mr. Mackey: You know, this is the first time I've been able to do counseling and go to the bathroom at the same time.