Oh boy oh boy, where do I even begin. Let me start by saying this: if you haven't seen this masterpiece of a movie, you are doing yourself a disservice. This marvellous film created by the geniuses at TMZ is nothing short of life changing. I would like to take some time to reflect on the day when I first got to experience the wonders of Diddy.
It was a beautiful Saturday morning. The birds were chirping and the sun was rising over the horizon, lighting up my room. I sat up from bed and I reached to grab the remote to my brand new Roku smart TV that now includes voice search and controls. I turnt on the TV and there he was.... Diddy.... His encapsulating stare into my soul made me shiver in fear. I stuttered at the sight of him and my body acted on its own. My hand moved over to click on the program and I began watching. I was horrified... but little did I know i was about to have the best experience of my life...
Thank you for reading my autobiography, now onto the show. Diddy is a masterpiece of a film. Throughout the roughly hour long movie you're introduced to many of diddy's accompanying characters. My favourite is Ian Smith from Pennsylvania. You're brought along on a journey of discovery with the most beautiful woman in the world. The interviews are mind boggling and really make you feel like one of Diddy's victims. I can't escape the Diddy party. The show also does a great job of making you feel like a freak.
Anyways, great show. Please make more like it. Free Diddy. Sending love from Turkmenistan. Goodbye. Have a good night.