The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Death and the Maiden (2013)

Olga Fonda: Nadia

Quotes 

• Caroline Forbes : [leaving message on voice-mail]  Hey, Jesse. You missed your study session. Again. Where are you? I'm really worried. Call me.

  Nadia : Well, that was pathetic.

  Caroline Forbes : Uh, I'm sorry?

  Nadia : Leaving a message for a boy who - What's the American phrase? Oh - is just not that into you?

  Caroline Forbes : [scoffs, folds her arms]  Who are you?

  Nadia : I'm looking for Katherine Pierce. I heard she was living here, so I checked out your room.

  Caroline Forbes : What? You went into my room?

  Nadia : Do you know where she is or not?

  Caroline Forbes : Great. Even Katherine's friends are bitches.

  Nadia : I'm not a friend.

  Katherine Pierce : [arriving, sees Nadia]  You're kidding me.

  Nadia : [to Katherine]  I need to speak with you.

  Caroline Forbes : Um, how do you two know each other?

  Nadia : Katherine is my...

  Katherine Pierce : [cuts that off quickly]  She's my stylist.

  [clears throat] 

  Katherine Pierce : She cuts my hair.

  Caroline Forbes : Okay.

  [muttering by herself:] 

  Caroline Forbes : Whatever.

  [goes off] 

• Nadia : [as Katherine feasts on packet of chips]  You hate junk food. You call it toxic poison.

  Katherine Pierce : Oh, well, I decided to live a little.

  [has another chip] 

  Katherine Pierce : Now may I be excused, scary vampire daughter?

  Nadia : You've been avoiding me. I don't like it.

  Katherine Pierce : Clearly.

  [has another chip] 

  Nadia : We had a moment, you and I. There was a bond. I felt it. And then... nothing! You abandoned me all over again.

  Katherine Pierce : Okay, first of all, I never abandoned you. You were snatched out of my arms at birth because my father thought I was a knocked-up shameful slut. And second of all, it's been five hundred years. Do we really have to do this whole mother-daughter bonding thing?

  [sighs] 

  Katherine Pierce : Estrangement is so much easier, don't you think?

  [has another chip] 

  Caroline Forbes : Sorry to interrupt the world's weirdest lunch, but

  [to Katherine:] 

  Caroline Forbes : you with the doppelganger blood, duty calls.

  Katherine Pierce : [sighs]  Wonderful. Now that Katherine's a human and fragile, everyone thinks that they can just boss her around.

  [Caroline knocks the bag of snacks away] 

  Katherine Pierce : Hands off, okay, I'm going.

  Nadia : [as Katherine leaves]  We're not done.

  Katherine Pierce : Oh, yes, we are.