Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV Series)

Eye Spy (2013)

Chloe Bennet: Skye

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Quotes 

• Skye : I called with an equally pressing question for you, my S.O... What are we supposed to do if we have to pee?

  Grant Ward : [unamused]  You broke protocol because you needed a bathroom break.

  Skye : It was a really, really long drive and everyone's nervous.

  Grant Ward : [sighs]  There's a container at the bottom of the blue chest.

  Skye : [to Simmons]  Bottom of the blue chest.

  [Simmons and goes digging and pulls out an empty water bottle. She gives Skye a look] 

  Skye : Not the *water bottle*.

  Grant Ward : That's the one.

  Skye : Did you never learn the thing where boy parts and girl parts are different, and our parts aren't penises!

  Grant Ward : Coulson and I are trying to find a dangerous criminal, if there's nothing else pressing...

  Skye : One more thing, Fitz wants to know if you packed any snacks.

  Leo Fitz : [Into the phone]  I'm feeling a bit peckish.

  Skye : [There's a noise on the other end]  Ah, Hello, hello? He hung *up*!

• Skye : What's up Phil.

  Phil Coulson : I prefer you not call me Phil.

  Skye : Ok, you're the boss AC.

• Phil Coulson : I want your help with something.

  Skye : Hit me with it.

  Phil Coulson : You ever rob a bank?

  Skye : [Slightly surprised]  No.

  Phil Coulson : An armored car?

  Skye : Nope.

  Phil Coulson : How about a casino?

  Skye : Should I be offended?

• Skye : [Watching a broadcast they just decrypted]  Russian TV seems kind of boring.

  Leo Fitz : That looks a bit like our van.

  Skye : [Suspicious]  What are we looking at?

  Leo Fitz : [Realizing]  ... Us.

  [Their van gets rammed by another car] 

• Grant Ward : Let's hope it's a knockout and not a kill.

  Skye : You should get out of there.

  Grant Ward : [Resolute]  I've come this far. I'll finish, whatever it takes.

  [Message appears: SEDUCE HIM] 

  Grant Ward : Help.

  Skye : Did you say, "help"? Because a minute ago, you said you didn't want or need my help.

  Grant Ward : That was *before* they asked me to go all Mata Hari on this guy.

• Grant Ward : [Fitz and Ward are playing poker on the plane]  I call, and raise a hundred.

  Leo Fitz : Do you know how I'm gonna beat you?

  Grant Ward : By losing?

  Leo Fitz : You have a tell. A psychological tick that lets me know you're bluffing. If I watch you carefully...

  [louder, into his earpiece] 

  Leo Fitz : If I watch you carefully...

  Skye : [In another room]  Oh, sorry. One minute.

  [Grabs the eye-spy x-ray glasses] 

  Skye : You know that if I do this, I'll not only see Ward's cards, I'll see you without any clothes on?

  Leo Fitz : [to Ward]  ... I fold, you win.

  [Scurries away] 

• Skye : What do they mean "target"?

  Grant Ward : It's never good, especially for the target.

• Skye : So you asked how she could have cracked the system. I have a pitch, but it's way outside the box.

  Phil Coulson : I live outside the box.

  Skye : There are people in the world with superpowers, right? What if this woman has ESP or something?

  Melinda May : There are no credible studies that support precognition, telepathy, or extrasensory perception.

  Skye : But this woman knew impossible things. And why did she close her eyes? That's either random or totally important. Was she listening or...

  [Taps her head] 

  Skye : ... Was she reading minds?

• Skye : [to Agent Ward]  You're a robot. Can you do that?

• Skye : What do we have to do if we have to pee?

  Grant Ward : You broke protocol because you need a bathroom break?

  Skye : It was a really, really long drive, and everyone's nervous.

  Grant Ward : There's a container at the bottom of the blue chest.

  Skye : [Searches chest]  Not the water bottle.

  Grant Ward : Yes.

  Skye : Did you never learn the thing where girl parts and boy parts are different and our parts are not penises?