Jake Johnson credited as playing...
Nick Miller
- Nick Miller: Are you dating CeCe?
- Schmidt: I'm dating CeCe.
- Nick Miller: Are you dating Elizabeth?
- Schmidt: Yes.
- Nick Miller: How do you do that?
- Schmidt: They made me choose.
- Nick Miller: You have to choose! You can't have both women!
- Schmidt: What was I supposed to do?
- Nick Miller: [shouting] You think you can have a bunch of wives? You get one wife! This is the way the world works!
- Schmidt: [shouting] Why?
- Nick Miller: I don't know.
- Schmidt: Do you know how I broke up with Elizabeth so I could start dating CeCe again?
- Nick Miller: Absolutely, that was really hard for you.
- Schmidt: Yeah. That actually never happened.
- Nick Miller: What do you mean?
- Schmidt: I'm still dating Elizabeth.
- Nick Miller: What do you mean?
- Schmidt: I'm dating both of them and neither one of them knows it and I feel terrible about it.
- Nick Miller: But Elizabeth is gone.
- Schmidt: She's...
- Nick Miller: What do you mean?
- Schmidt: She's not gone.
- Nick Miller: So you broke up with CeCe...
- Schmidt: I didn't break up with either one of them.
- Nick Miller: What do you mean?
- Schmidt: You process this however you need to process this. If you want me to keep talking...
- Nick Miller: Which one are you dating?
- Schmidt: Both.