- [last lines]
- Gerry Standing: [to Max] Why don't you stick around; we're going for summat to eat.
- Steve McAndrew: Yeah, Danny's going to break the padlock on his wallet or face a data protection charge; you don't want to miss that.
- Max Clement: Shouldn't mind. Where we going?
- Gerry Standing: Bombay Boonah.
- Detective Superintendent Sandra Pullman: Why don't we try somewhere different?
- Danny Griffin: Like what?
- Detective Superintendent Sandra Pullman: A kebab?
- Gerry Standing: Kebab! No! We know what we like and we like what we know. Listen, I doubt if you can get a good Jalfrezi where you come from.
- Max Clement: A what?
- Gerry Standing: It's a traditional English dish.
- Max Clement: Fancy something to eat?
- Detective Superintendent Sandra Pullman: I thought you had a meeting.
- Max Clement: Rule of life: always embrace the unexpected.
- Steve McAndrew: [reading a brochure] "Trent Communication promotes and protects the interests of world-class brands and current affairs." What the hell does that mean?
- Detective Superintendent Sandra Pullman: Someone swallowed a bullshit pill.
- Gerry Standing: [examining photo] Blimey, if I had a looker like that in my wallet, I'd want *everyone* to know about it.
- Steve McAndrew: Which is exactly why you'd never have a looker like that.
- [first lines]
- Election Official: Vince, Tom, Conservative Party, sixteen thousand and thirty-two. Jackson, Liz, Labour Party, twenty thousand six hun-
- [drowned out by cheers]
- Election Official: I declare that Liz Jackson is duly elected Member of Parliament for this constituency.