Max Gilardi credited as playing...
Applejack • Rainbow Dash • Fluttershy • Spike
- Applejack: [first lines, chewing an apple] Boy, let me tell ya, I sure do love apples.
- Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, what are you doing? You can't eat all those fucking apples.
- Applejack: Fuck you, I can't eat all these apples!
- Spike: [Applejack has a spaz attack; every one of the Mane 5 including Spike has gathered around AJ's body] Yo, Applejack. Y'allright?
- Applejack: [regurgitates an apple]
- Spike: Yeah, you're gonna be fine.
- [last lines]
- Twilight Sparkle: Lemme tell'ya. That pony sure does love apples!
- Rarity: Whoa, hey guys, check it out! Applejack's eatin' a shit-loada apples!
- Applejack: [mumblings from all the apples in her mouth, she swallows them in one gulp]
- Fluttershy: [walking on over] Hey, hey, hey. This I gotta see!
- Applejack: [she has two apples in her mouth] Hey sugar cubes, look, I'm a walrus.
- [imitating sounds]
- Pinkie Pie: Man, Applejack. You eat all those apples, you're gonna get a wicked-bad tummyache.
- Rainbow Dash: Ah, no way, I'd just said the same thing, you crazy cunt.
- [laugh]
- Twilight Sparkle: Go Applejack, go!