Alpha and Omega 2: A Howl-iday Adventure (2013 Video)

Ben Diskin: Humphrey

Quotes 

• Humphrey : How the hell did you find us?

  Stinky : [sniffs]  I sniffed you out!

  Kate : Ugh, great! Just what we needed!

• Salty : [walks in the den]  Hey, Humphrey. Nice digs.

  Humphrey : Ugh! Damn, don't get me started

  [keeps digging] 

  Salty : Ha, looks like you already have. How's life as an Alpha?

  Humphrey : Efficient.

  Salty : That is what we thought.

  Humphrey : "We"?

  Salty : The guys. We thought: wouldn't it be cool to take our Omega brother to the wild berry patch.

  Humphrey : [with a bone in his mouth]  Yea, i'm not really a fan of berries.

  Salty : Fermented berries.

  Humphrey : [drops the bone]  I. love. berries!

  Kate : [walks in]  Oh, hi Salty. Humphrey, did you find all the...

  Humphrey : [interrupting her]  Kate, Kate. I got an idea here. How about a few berries to go with the dry...

  Kate : Huh?

  Humphrey : Uh... i mean, uhh... the delicious and nutritious marrow?

  [chuckles nervously] 

  Humphrey : Right, Salty?

  [they both howl] 

  Humphrey : Come on, baby. What do you say?

  [begs like a puppy] 

  Kate : Oh Humphrey, you're begging.

  Humphrey : Sorry. These damn instincts.

• Kate : Okay, parents first dinner. Let's get this place in order. Oh Humphrey, can you move the logboard to the wall?

  Humphrey : This is where we fell in love.

  Kate : I know. Against the wall.

  [Humphrey pushes the log a little] 

  Kate : *Completely* against the wall.

  Humphrey : I don't know, baby. I think the angle makes it a little less...

  [Kate pushes the log more] 

  Humphrey : Militant?

• [last lines] 

  Kate : Humphrey. Here we are, trying to get home again.

  [they watch the puppies sleep peacefully] 

  Humphrey : [smiling]  I think we already are.

  [they smile at each other and fall asleep] 

• Kate : [seeing Runt climbing a tree]  Runt? What the hell?

  Humphrey : Is my son climbing a tree?

  Claudette : [rolls her eyes]  Here we go again.

  Kate : Runt, you get down here right now!

  Runt : [sees the road down the mountain]  Hey, look. I see it. I see it!

  Kate : I don't care what you see!

  Runt : I see the human roads.

  Kate : Really?

  Runt : [climbs down]  Really.

  [jumps off the tree] 

  Kate : How far, Runt?

  Runt : Way down the mountain. I'd say 10 miles or so.

  Humphrey : If only there was a fast way to get there.

  Kate : [she sees a log and smiles at him] 

  Humphrey : [hesitates]  Oh no! No no. No no, oh hell no!