The Convent (2018) Poster

(2018)

User Reviews

Review this title
25 Reviews
Sort by:
Filter by Rating:
4/10
The un-scary possession of nuns
TheLittleSongbird12 August 2019
'The Convent' was hardly one of those films that was dead on arrival from the get go or anything. Not one of those films that had few or no interest points or where the idea was bad. Actually thought that the idea was interesting enough, even if it was one where one should know what to expect (not Oscar-winning material, not that kind of film) and the cover looked creepy.

Even when knowing what to expect, 'The Convent' just didn't deliver and doesn't really execute its interesting idea well. Really tried to take it for what it was and what it was trying to be and do, but it was hard to do that when too many elements are done poorly and when not a particularly good job is done scaring or entertaining. Have seen far worse potential wastes recently, films that waste absolutely everything going for it and films failing when they shouldn't have.

Will start with what 'The Convent' does reasonably in. Most of it looks pretty decent and could tell at least what period and such it was set in, it has an unsettling look namely down to the lighting and the costumes and settings, while not lavish, don't at least look shoe-string budget-like. The camera work mostly isn't too gimmicky and is suitably moody. The music is variable in 'The Convent', but when it works it is haunting and doesn't create a discord with the atmosphere.

It did start off quite creepily, not original sure but the creepy atmosphere was there. While like the music the acting was on and off, Claire Higgins and Hannah Arterton were more than respectable throughout.

However, some of the other actors are pretty monotone and don't really bring much to their very limited material. Michael Ironside is generally watchable and has been known to be one of the better things of mediocre or less films (and he has his fair share of those), but did not see the point of him being there. He has very little to do and his appearance is placed so awkwardly, he felt very out of place. Some, not all as said but enough times for it to be a problem, of the music was inappropriate in style and tone and jarred as a result, like it was intended for another film. Occasionally the camera work is not particularly professional but on the visual side it's the slapdash and over-obvious special effects that fare worst.

Found the script to be cheesy, very stilted and like it was barely finished, a re-write and read-through more (if there was any of either in the first place) and that would have made at least a smidgeon of a difference. 'The Convent' started well enough, but as it progressed the duller and sillier it became. Suspense and scares were far too few, and the middle especially drags. The last act didn't really excite or unsettle me and it bordered on silly, while the gore could be used excessively and for no real reason other than the film's way of creating some kind of shock value.

On the whole, nothing offensive about it but not a particularly good effort. 4/10
10 out of 11 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
5/10
Not bad.
fakefacebookemail7 August 2019
I gave the movie a 5 because first off I am extremely hard to please.

I must say I enjoyed this movie and it kept me going throughout. The acting and cinematography was midway but it had a good story line and heck anything with evil Nuns is going to keep my attention.

The downsides were the horrible accents, syntax, and so so costumes but everything else balances all that out.

This is not going to be the greatest movie you will see this year but it is definitely worth the $4.00 rental.
5 out of 9 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
1/10
Incredibly poor
pally_daaa_3339 November 2019
It literally looks like a school project. "Colored eyes" look like marbles, fire looks like Play-Doh, and, to be honest, literally everything else looks extremely cheap. Awful.
5 out of 9 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
2/10
Lost it's way
kathmummybear1 April 2020
It started off ok and showed a little promise unfortunately it soon lost its way and became predictable and I'm sorry to say boring
3 out of 5 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
1/10
Horror...my foot.
jos-dsouza25 May 2019
This movie is a prime example of what a horror movie should not be. In fact this can't even be called a horror movie. Its all confusing and makes no sense. Why did they even make this movie? I would suggest you instead watch an old horror classic.
8 out of 20 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
6/10
Solid 6 Stars
cynthiacaton5 May 2019
I enjoyed the atmosphere of the movie. The time period felt (relatively) authentic. Persephone jumps out of the fire into an all-together different frying pan.

The store is not original and I wish they explained the back story better, but it is a solid film. I watch a lot of horror and this is definitely not the worst!

My pet peeve - I hate when the scenes are so dark that you cannot see anything. This does happen through most of the film, but the eyes do shine bright.

Fine for people who like horror period pieces with some gore.
23 out of 30 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
6/10
Not bad
mjsreg22 October 2019
This movie is watchable, but could have been better with a little bit of thought.

Having seen Paul Hyatt's Seasoning House - which is an incredibly disturbing yet brilliant movie - perhaps I was expecting too much from The Convent.

I found that the movie lacked 'punch'. It transitioned from one thing to another - especially the horror bits - just too softly - the viewing experience was too smooth for a horror.

Some of the effects - particularly the parts with fire - were obviously artificial and overdone in some scenes making the movie feel cheap.

Most of the acting is OK, although there were a few cringe-worthy moments - but nothing that couldn't be forgiven.

Just a few small changes would have made all the difference and would have placed this movie towards the top of the tree. Unfortunately, it is as it is - watchable but not brilliant.
5 out of 8 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
3/10
Dreadful, give it a miss
thistledonicely-119 April 2020
Poor script, poor effects, poor storyline. Generally, a dreadful waste of time. 3 stars is probably very generous.
2 out of 3 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
4/10
Wonky, Shonky, Wobbly, Shlocky
mcm22042 June 2022
Uninteresting and with terrible CGI effects scattered amongst some fair practical effects. Atmosphere is okay, pacing less so. Incomprehensible plot. Gains a couple of stars by having the mighty Michael Ironside (albeit for literally about two minutes; was he just here on holiday?) and Clare 'Hellraiser' Higgins.
1 out of 1 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Dark Waters
JohnnyMarsan5 May 2019
Watch ....... Dark Waters (1994) ..... instead.......
5 out of 18 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
2/10
You might need to pray to get through this one
KoolCatReviews28 April 2020
You know the movie is bad when it can't spell its title right. Oh its for creative reasons okay? No its just lazy and odd like the rest of the movie. A terriable title for a terriable move. Micheal ironsides is given prominent billing however he is in the movie for under 5 minutes at the start and that is it. It feels a cheap way to trick to get people to watch the movie because honestly you would not want too watch this movie inless you where tricked into. The rest of cast is relatively unknown and they don't put in a good performance here. CGI is used poorly for some of the outdoor shoots the camera here is often at funny angles. Plot-wise it's pretty stupid, characters act unbelievablely and I didn't for one mintue feel invested. In the end it comes down to horror tropes and becomes predictable. Pray you never have to watch this.
1 out of 3 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
1/10
Utterly wrong historically and badly acted as well
geraldleejones-206397 March 2024
The first bizarre thing was pointing out that it is 1619 and then flipping to 1659 in 3 seconds. In 1659 Oliver Cromwell was Lord Protector of the Republic of England. Catholism was outlawed, there were no convents or nuns in Great Britain at the time, the burning of witches was over and the Inquisition was never part of English history as it was part of the Spanish Catholic Church and England was Protestant. A nun appearing before and English Judge would have been arrested immediately and imprisoned! Every aspect of this farce is total nonsense when compared to history.

As if that were not enough, the writing is dreadful and the acting was on a par with those horrible daytime soap operas!

Do youself a favor and skip this pile of manure!!!
0 out of 0 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
6/10
A Horror Story That Crawls And Slithers Under Your Skin...To Scratch At Your Soul...
P3n-E-W1s314 July 2019
So when the epic "The Conjuring" starts to branch out with "Annabelle" and "The Nun" storylines it's like casting chum into the waters... the sharks start swarming. There has been an influx of killer doll flicks and horror titles with "Nun" in or religious-based movie gruesomeness.

I can't fault the filmmakers for wanting to make money and get their film out to audiences... just as long as they believe in their work and their not out for a quick buck, made from somebody else's hard work.

"The Convent" isn't a quick buck maker. However, with actresses Hannah Arterton, Claire Higgins, Rosie Day, and Emily Tucker you have a main cast that is stronger than "The Nun"

Claire Higgins gives a more than credible portrayal of a misguided Reverend Mother, who "saves" lost souls and wayward girls from the barbaric justice of the period. She is strong, unemotional, and unflappable, even when her world falls apart. While Hannah Arterton as the seer, Persephone gives a quiet and moody performance. You get the idea that there's something different about her. That she's always looking, listening, and forming ideas and conclusions. Whereas, the other wayward girls have had the fight religious'ed out of them, making them sheep. Persephone has enough piss and vinegar left to go head to head with the holinesses.

However, I cannot understand why Michael Ironside does a cameo for this film. Now I love Michael and I do tend to watch a film should I see his name in the titles. Though, for the size of his role, he shouldn't have been in the top billing, especially when he's not the strongest actor in the cast. This film is strong enough to stand on its own without needing a name to pull in a crowd. It would've been nice if he'd tried an English accent at least.

The story is your basic Good V's Evil. Unfortunately, the Sisters pride set them up for one hell of a fall (puns intended) and a darkness falls over the convent. There's a strange malady falling over the inhabitants. A fever that infects the brain and forces the diseased to claw out their own eyes. Persephone begins to suspect that there's something else at work in the convent. Could it be the Reverend Mother, The Sisters, or something else?

There aren't many twists in the tale, though the way it's filmed, along with the strength of the acting, keeps the audience watching. The lighting is nice, though it could have been a tad more atmospheric. It wouldn't have hurt to throw in some different and creative film techniques to add a bit more interest; titillating the viewers a little more. All over, it's pretty standard horror fair - direction-wise. I must admit, I did like the way that the gore was kept to a minimum and used perfectly to shock and to build the storyline. Even the quick-snap flashbacks to the massacre were used flawlessly. The gore here come quick and fast - leaving the viewers mind to fill in most of the details.

For me, the pace of the film could have been more varied. For the most part, the story is slow. This builds atmosphere and lets you have time to digest the characters and their surroundings. The thing is, when the director wants to create tension, especially when Persephone is sneaking about, he can't really slow it down anymore - it would make it boring. So, being a little faster paced could only have enhanced the mood of these scenes, which didn't quite work.

If you enjoy horror stories that crawl and slither under your skin and scratch away at your souls then this could be for you. "The Convent" is an enjoyable film and one to watch on a dark cold night... you might feel like you're there with them...
4 out of 7 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
4/10
Story Been Done Dozens Of Times...
wandernn1-81-68327429 December 2020
Another demon thing in hte nunnery story. A few interesting scenes but very lackluster for the most part. 4/10
0 out of 1 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
8/10
The Spirit of Hammer Lives.
Magik6712 May 2019
Real British Horror Film. What I used to watch when I got back from the pub.. No need to say more.
6 out of 16 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
7/10
Fun Religious Horror
ferdmalenfant31 October 2019
This is by no means close to such greats as "The Exorcist" or "the Omen" but it's well made with good acting and just enough gore and suspense. I was pleasantly surprised by this little film.
5 out of 10 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
1/10
Horror my ass
eventlaunch9 May 2020
Terrible terrible terrible who ever produced this should be shot
0 out of 3 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
The year in the title is wrong.
onelove-graphicsatx11 April 2019
This comes out May 3, 2019. Why is it labeled The Convent (2018). The release date is correct only the title needs to be changed. I'm not sure how to make the correction.
9 out of 42 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
2/10
Rubbish!
amgee-895516 July 2020
2/10 The Director also done the descent part 2! It was nice to see Clare Higgins Acting again! Let Down Movie with cheap cgi effects! One time watch unfortunately.
0 out of 1 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
2/10
Such a fail
emanueljicmon24 September 2021
Was painful to watch and finish, so fake, so silly, so cheap.
0 out of 0 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
6/10
Nun will help
kosmasp27 December 2018
There's something about ... Nun. Could be a different approach or even summary line I guess. There was a time when films had their eyes set upon Nuns and what they did stand for. Or rather the mystery of what might have happened behind close doors. Exploitation movies might have gone the violent route - not that this has not some very graphic scenes either! It does and they are not for the squeamish.

This quite decent overall, if you don't mind the usual logic omissions (why would anyone overstay their welcome and all those signs that are quite obvious). So if you like horror movies and like to get behind the suspense and like to guess where things might go - well you could do far worse. It's entertaining and never pretends to be anything it is not
8 out of 19 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
10/10
My new favorite movie.
waitandhope5 May 2019
It's awesome! The story and acting is great, I love this it's my new favorite movie.
6 out of 30 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
7/10
Don't be put off by the CGI!
parry_na11 June 2022
This is a dark and dingy, often candle-lit horror that flits between richly atmospheric scenes and an abundance of CGI, which - unless you have squillions to spend - cheapens the overall effect.

It's heightened by its very talented cast and its often fast pacing - there's a lot going on, all of which deserve a second viewing to get to grips with it all. The effects work adds to the occasionally disjointed narrative, but CGI is (thankfully) never allowed to become dominant, enabling the performances to shine. I recommend this dark tale. 7 out of 10.
1 out of 1 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
7/10
the zombie nun
fonnyhariyanto25 May 2019
I thought it's just like another horror ghost nun, but at the end it changed to another zombie story that played by nuns. well, that's good i think but kindly ridiculous 😁 . The ancient background scenes are very beautiful. For me this movie isn't too scary enough. But still i enjoy the blood effects all through it, with the last standing woman not man 😜 as a zombie nun hunter.
3 out of 8 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Cult classic work of art
hanford_duq27 September 2021
Pure genius with tasteful subtlety. It examines the relationship of religion, God, and Greek life. This movie is only for those who appreciate a slow burn and ambiguity in their films. If you've seen any Mike Mendez film, you'll know what you're in for.
0 out of 2 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

See also

Awards | FAQ | User Ratings | External Reviews | Metacritic Reviews


Recently Viewed