Superman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
World's Finest: Part I (1997)
Arleen Sorkin: Harley Quinn
Quotes
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Lex Luthor : [getting into his limousine] The office. Now.
Harley Quinn : Swell, Mr. L.
Lex Luthor : Mr. L? Mercy?
Harley Quinn : Oh, yeah, she had a little accident.
Lex Luthor : [she locks the doors and drives out into traffic] All right, missy, I don't know what your game is, but I promise you, you'll pay dearly for this. You're dead! Do you hear me?
Harley Quinn : [yawning] Blah, blah, blah. Whoa, mama! Check out the cute hitchhiker!
The Joker : [showing leg like a femme fatale] Yoo-hoo!
Lex Luthor : [Harley stops the car and he gets in] Joker.
The Joker : Lexy, old kid, do I have a deal for you.
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The Joker : Carlini, all that spicy food. You look a little gassy.
Ceasar Carlini : [having laughing gas sprayed in his face] No! Stop!
The Joker : [dragging a laughing Carlini, tied up in a sack, to a storage pantry] Adios, muchacho.
[to Carlini's henchmen]
The Joker : Holy guacamole. Looks like you need a new leader. I nominate me.
Harley Quinn : I second the nomination.
The Joker : All opposed?
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The Joker : [Harley sprays laughing gas into an antique shopowner's face] Good work, Harley, girl. Now, what would be a suitable trade for our joke-in-the-box?
[a jade dragon catches his eye]
The Joker : Ooh! For some reason, this just speaks to me. What do you think, Harl?
Harley Quinn : It's you, puddin'.
[straining, he yanks it off its base]
The Joker : [to the dead shopkeeper as they leave] Awfully nice doing business with you. Ta. What a pleasant fellow.
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The Joker : Caesar Carlini, my old pal! Why, I haven't seen you since... wait, I've never seen you, have I? You need to get out more.
Ceasar Carlini : Who is this clown?
The Joker : Not clown... Joker. I'm town on business, and I need a place to hang my hat.
Ceasar Carlini : Try the Motel 9.
The Joker : But it'll be so much cozier at your place, like a sleepover.
Ceasar Carlini : Are you nuts? Kill him!
Harley Quinn : [Carlini's henchmen draw guns on him] Ooh, can I play, too?
[bouncing on them on a pogo stick]
Harley Quinn : Boingy. Boingy. Boingy.