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Will McAvoy
- Taylor Warren: Do you call yourself a Republican so you can make a claim to credibility when you attack the GOP?
- Will McAvoy: No, I call myself a Republican 'cause I am one. I believe in market solutions, and I believe in common sense realities and the necessity to defend ourselves against a dangerous world and that's about it. Problem is now I have to be homophobic. I have to count the number of times people go to church. I have to deny facts and think scientific research is a long con. I have to think poor people are getting a sweet ride. And I have to have such a stunning inferiority complex that I fear education and intellect in the 21st century. But most of all, the biggest new requirement, really the only requirement, is that I have to hate Democrats. And I have to hate Chris Christie for not spitting on the President when he got off Air Force One. The two-party system is crucial to the whole operation. There is honor in being the loyal opposition. And I'm a Republican for the same reasons you are. So I hope your voice gets louder in the next four years.
- Will McAvoy: [to the entire newsroom] I'd like to introduce to you, the future Mrs. MacKenzie Morgan McHale McA--
- [to MacKenzie]
- Will McAvoy: Oh, that's never going to work, is it?
- Neal Sampat: [after a long silence] WHAT!