The Harry Hill Movie (2013)

Harry Hill: Harry Hill

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• Harry Hill : Nan, how many times? No stripper-grams on a week-night!

• Harry Hill : I'll never have to eat another BBQ and Beef hula-hoop again!

• Harry Hill : I'm sorry, but we don't actually have our car with us.

  Station Attendant : What? You made us sing that big song just for nothing? Time wasters!

• Harry Hill : I'm sorry, but that seat's taken- by the most beautiful girl in the world.

• Harry Hill : So he was brought up by Alsatians?

  Nan : Oh yes. It is a lot more common than you'd think.

  Harry Hill : Well it's not ideal is it?

• Harry Hill : It's getting a bit 'Les Misèrables' now!

• Conch : You know Harry, maybe there is something in this inter-species love. I give you permission to marry my daughter.

  Harry Hill : Marry? Who said anything about marriage? Maybe we could cohabit first?

• Otto : Do you even know what it's like having to lick your own bum just to fit in?

  Harry Hill : Erm... Once...

  Nan : [Looking shocked] 

  Harry Hill : Once...